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PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:08 am 
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Nailed it! And with a picture to!

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Alexandy13 wrote:
Yes & Yes.

It is said that this quiz was made up by Albert Einstein and according to him 98% will not solve it.
There is a row of five different color houses. Each house is occupied by a man of different nationality. Each man has a different pet, prefers a different drink, and smokes different brand of cigarettes.

The Brit lives in the Red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The Green house is next to the White house, on the left.
The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the Blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.


Who has fish at home? Are you one of the 2%?


That rustled me off, but I think I got it.

[spoiler]Red house, British man, owns birds, drinks milk, smokes Pall Mall
White house, Swedish man, owns Dogs, drinks beer, smokes Blue Master
Blue house, Danish man, owns horses, drinks tea, smokes Blends
Yellow house, Norwegian man, owns cats, drinks water, smokes Dunhill
Green house, German man, owns fish, drinks coffee, smokes Prince[/spoiler]

Fun fact: I solved this on a post-it note. It was difficult to keep track of. Tell me if I'm wrong.











Edit: Another one? Seriously? As if this didn't already take up enough of my time...

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Sorry man, Trygve already got the first one, now solve the second one!

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Do it! Or both Einstein and myself will laugh at your lack of logic skills!

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I attempted. And utterly failed. Perhaps I'm tired. Perhaps I am simply an idiot.

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[spoiler]the birt.[/spoiler]


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[spoiler]okay now i actually did it and got german.[/spoiler]


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How is a raven like a writing desk?

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BANANA wrote:
How is a raven like a writing desk?


What you did there! I FUCKING SEE IT!!


Several answers but
[spoiler]Poe wrote on both[/spoiler]

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Good job.

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Mr. Mander wrote:
I am a vault with treasures untold
countless hundreds of secrets I hold
I am a vault like has never been known
For I can make treasures of my very own

reality.


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What are these..."Exotic Goods" you speak of?

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I can be above you and provide shelter, I can be beneath you and provide support, but if I am beside you I am broken.


I've been racking my brain for fourteen minutes straight trying to get this one.
It was the floor and roof. They're the same thing, apparently.
Star, think of it this way: if you are on the first floor of a two-story house, what is above you.

The second-story floor. :U

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This is probably the stupiest riddle I've ever heard...
You're in a room with no doors, windows, or exits. The only things with you are a table and a mirror. How do you get out of the room?


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what floats like a duck, and is made of wood?

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