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Firestorm
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Also on impulse I would run out of my house screaming RAPE at the top of my lungs.

With an air horn.


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The Idiotic Oracle
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[5:06:23 PM] Yeili: this is kind of cool, i've beaten a murderer in mario party.

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The Idiotic Oracle
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But havn't you ever wished that was socially acceptable? To just.. relieve yourself without worry? Let the endorphins triggered by the release of your bladder send you into a minor euphoria?


Haaah.

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Superior Bacon
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That could be really messy, though.

Wet floor signs everywhere.

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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
But havn't you ever wished that was socially acceptable? To just.. relieve yourself without worry? Let the endorphins triggered by the release of your bladder send you into a minor euphoria?


Haaah.


I don't like getting a clean sock wet after I take a shower. There is now way I'm going to pee myself.

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facebattle every guy in school

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Canadian Indians would play something not unlike hockey

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