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Mr. Mander
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Curb stomp that bitch!

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stab it in the torso.

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Anyhow, since he's on your head, cry into his mouth. He might melt from the salt. Like a slug. Even though it's an octopus.
The taste might cause him to spit you out? Or you could punch it. That could work.

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Seriously, elbow it in the lungs or stomach to make it gasp and latch off your head.


All excellent ideas, but the Tentacle face man detaches himself from you head.

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"You cannot stop us, mortal. We are the Valerian. We will consume all. Our dark master awaits you. Join us."

daisies. They have a name. Shit just got real.
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Ask him if his leader's name is Valerie. Then kick him in the squid. You are a rebel and don't take orders from anyone.

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Run downhill! Octopuses can't run downhill because they trip over!
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if I join you, do I have to get all... tentacly?

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Join them.

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Suddenly, a japanese schoolgirl walks by.
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Punch it in the face, then accept it's offer.

Watch how it reacts.
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Sounnikoura
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BANANA wrote:
Suddenly, a japanese schoolgirl walks by.

Nono, she will walk by after you join them and get all tentacly.
Then it will be awesome.
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Punch it in the face, then accept it's offer.

Watch how it reacts.


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You punch it in the face while accepting it's offer.

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You wait for it to react.

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It's Cephalopod brain cannot handle the contradiction and promptly explodes.
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Eat the heart.
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Grok it's essence.
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Do a victory pose while muttering something witty and then promptly continue on your adventure!

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"EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SQUIDFACE"
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"EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SQUIDFACE"
Yes! And then promptly eat his heart... Absorb his lifeforce and knowledge!

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Kalekemo wrote:
Sounnikoura wrote:
"EAT YOUR HEART OUT, SQUIDFACE"
Yes! And then promptly eat his heart... Absorb his lifeforce and knowledge!

But that's exactly what we just said.
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