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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
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Who's afraid of the big blue cock of Dr. Manhattan?

[spoiler]Larry Craig when he's not in an airport restroom.[/spoiler]


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Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
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Who's afraid of the big blue cock of Dr. Manhattan?

[spoiler]Larry Craig when he's not in an airport restroom.[/spoiler]


Fix'd.

Nice one, Deffery. :awesome:

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Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

[spoiler]Triforce.[/spoiler]

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Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

[spoiler]Triforce.[/spoiler]

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Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!
Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha! Aha!

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Trennicus wrote:
Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

[spoiler]Triforce.[/spoiler]
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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Trennicus wrote:
Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

[spoiler]Triforce.[/spoiler]


oh ho ho

i c what u did thar

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Wait... Tri-try...

OH I GET IT NOW
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RACIST JOKE.

An American, A Russian, and a Mexican are on a plane together.

The Russian takes a sip of vodka and throws a crate of it out the window.
The Mexican asks, "Why'd you do that?"
The Russian answers, "We have to much of that in my country.

The Mexican takes a sip of tequilla and throws a crate of it out the window.
The Russian asks, "Why did you do that?"
The Mexican answers, "We have to much of that in my country."

[spoiler]The American takes a swig of beer and throws the Mexican out the window.
The Russian, who is freaking out, says, "Wha-! Why did you do that!?"
The American answers, "We have to many of those in our country."[/spoiler]

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RACIST JOKE.

An American, A Russian, and a Mexican are on a plane together.

The Russian takes a sip of vodka and throws a crate of it out the window.
The Mexican asks, "Why'd you do that?"
The Russian answers, "We have to much of that in my country.

The Mexican takes a sip of tequilla and throws a crate of it out the window.
The Russian asks, "Why did you do that?"
The Mexican answers, "We have to much of that in my country."

[spoiler]The American takes a swig of beer and throws the Mexican out the window.
The Russian, who is freaking out, says, "Wha-! Why did you do that!?"
The American answers, "We have to many of those in our country."[/spoiler]

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old joke is old.
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This is the "Bad Jokes" thread not the "New and Fresh Comedy Show" thread.

I stand by my decision.

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Trennicus wrote:
Zelda joke! ]:

What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't get the Door of Time open?

[spoiler]Triforce.[/spoiler]


:awesome: I KNOW THAT ONE!!

*feels special*
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Not true; Democrats will stand for anything.

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haha... :lol:

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What do people call a bunch of nerds together?
[spoiler]A Skype Conference.[/spoiler]

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