AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Because you being my friend doesn't prevent me from locking your threads?

Granted, but now it's on mine.

I wish I had a cat.

Granted, but it is a hungry lion.

I wish I had Zero Mission

Granted but now Samus is asian... still has a nice booty though
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68HcjHfM8xc

I wish I could finish the flash animation I've been working on for a week now.

Granted, but it blows booty

I wish that something would happen

Granted, you blow booty.

I wish I had better manners.

Granted, but every time you think of a bad word, you throw up a little in your mouth. By the end of the day, the lining of your esophagus is no more.

I wish my hair would stay out of my face without having to use a headband.

Granted, but now people think you're a dumb booty for not thinking of cutting it sooner

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, persona refrence, then something happening to your face.

I wish for bears riding bees.

Granted, but the bears are telekinetic, and kill you.

I wish I had a Coke instead of a Pepsi.

Granted, but it has crack in it and you OD killing your self.

I wish my Art History was done.

Granted. But you get an F.

I wish I didnt have to go to my 3d design class with this cold.

Granted, but you are so hot you melt all the computers.

I wish I could afford College

Granted, but it's community college

I wish I could find some Next Generation seasons




ALSO... page get

I go to community college.

Granted but something horrible and cliche happens. Because I'm too tired to be creative.

I wish my dog would LISTEN TO ME.

Granted, but it still doesn't do what you say

I wish I never saw pain olympics