Dawn of the First Day

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:41 pm

...Life is but a dream...

Exeres · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:44 pm

Have you ever tried rowing a boat with a fucking pitchfork?

I'll give you a hint, it is fucking difficult.

TheStranger · **Posted:** Thu Dec 20, 2012 10:54 pm

I have a phobia of deep water, Im not setting my foot anywhere near a boat

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Find out which level of hell you're going to.

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:38 am

The link you provided automatically takes me to the result page.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Fixed.

MrPotatoMan · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:46 am

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 12:50 am

Quote:

Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food?

Well, I already do that so there.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Quote:

A pimp is a good thing to be.

Heh.

shazza · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:05 am

Quote:

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

i'm such a greedy bitch because i'm frugal and feel like i deserve every penny i make haha

got moderate on gluttony, violence and fradulent/malicious too

there's another test to see how you got there: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/seven_deadly_sins.html

i'm going to hell because of gluttony apparently. which is hilarious because i'm actually not a materialistic person at all haha but apparently not checking any of the "i give to charity" ones means gluttony? i DO give my time/cheddar but in none of the ways they listed sooo...

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:06 am

Gluttony means more specifically eating a bunch.

Not giving to charity would be Greed.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:11 am

Well fuck. Hanging with Mete it is.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

We can sacrifice babies and whatever it is that heretics usually do.

shazza · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:14 am

Exeres wrote:

Gluttony means more specifically eating a bunch.

Not giving to charity would be Greed.

i checked like none of the food related ones. i always thought the same thing but i just looked it up after seeing that result and being really confused and apparently the biblical definition of gluttony also meant witholding food/other items from the needy.

~the more you know~

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Dec 21, 2012 1:15 am

@Mete
We will be the sighest of all the sighing motherfuckers.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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