AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I found my mother's vibrator when I was 12, didn't know what it was, and asked her about it.

The first time I asked how a baby was made, I was 5, and my mum just told be - although not in excruciating detail.

When I was first thinking about (and in some ways, planning) sex, I talked to her about my fears.


People have different relationships with their folks but I really appreciate that my parents have by and large been very willing to discuss all this stuff with me. It's helped me keep an open mind, and probably to stay safe to a certain extent as well.

I learned about sex from anatomy books that my dad got me because I liked science anyway.

We never really talked about sex until late high school/early college when my mom would randomly remind me not to get pregnant and my dad felt comfortable laughing at dirty jokes when I was around. That's about it. I think they figure I know enough about it on my own that I don't really need to have an actual discussion with them about it.

For my parents they really have no buisness in my sexy times life, my mom is sort of completly against sex in her own way and I dont even want to think about talking about it with my dad.

The only time my mom found out that I masterbated was because she took me to the doctor, where she thinks its right to lie to a doctor, I think its right to share the truth. Even if it is me fondling my junk and going WAIT SOMETHING ISNT RIGHT.

Also I split open my lip today, bleh it stings.

I learned sex from one of my mom's medical videos she'd show her students when she was teaching health science technologies at a magnet school...

...I was very informed on all of the "technicalities" by the age of 8, which was when we all had our first "sex ed" lesson in school.

EDIT: newgrounds.com didn't help either...

I had to figure it all out by doing research on the internet (read: not pornography) because Utah doesn't have Sex Ed classes. For any grade.

9th grade health book

In third grade

newground's adult section was my entire sexual education

My parents figured I'd figure it out on my own. They were right about that, seeing as sex ed is good over here.

I discovered a upstanding member of society Star Wars game on Newgrounds where lightsabers were used in interesting ways, and played it
I was 11 or 12 at the time

So I'm not alone then

Mine was that Sex Kitten Sim Date thing where they asked you random booty questions, and if you got them right, pornography flashed on your screen. It was mostly Hentai. Basically, it rewarded me for knowing random shit with porn. Knowing random shit was/is my forte.

There were at least a dozen of those games.

My innocence never had a chance.

I remember playing a few dating sim games that I ended up getting engrossed in and my cock getting soft before getting to the sex scenes

I keep biting into my cheek and it hurts so bad I want to cry

This happens like 100 times a day as well

everytime i laugh my thong goes deeper into my booty

this is very unpleasant

wear actual underwear