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AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!

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YOU CAN GET ALL THE DIVORCES YOU WANT....

...IN HELL!
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*cornersob* ...why...

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[Citation Needed] wrote:
AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!
NOT TONIGHT
*Shotgun to the face*
COME ON BREAUX WE HAVE TO GO NOW
HURRY

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Darkin wrote:
[Citation Needed] wrote:
AHEM.

I'm with the POH-LEEC. We received a report of you abusing your... er... darling child. We're here to take him away and screw up your life even more.

Have a nice evening!
NOT TONIGHT
*Shotgun to the face*
COME ON BREAUX WE HAVE TO GO NOW
HURRY

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YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME

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Muh-... Momma.

Just killed a man.

Put a gun up to his head.

Pulled the trigger... now he's... dead.

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OH NO YOU DON'T. BULBASAUR USE STUN SPORE!

edit: Haha! Darkin's the mom!

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A single tear rolled down the face of our protagonist as he cowered in the corner, holding his Dratini for safety. He looked on as his parents and the social worker battled their pokemon not with other pokemon... but with each other.
It was carnage. Blood was spilled. But in the middle of the conflict, something magical happened. For right there, next to the boy, his Dratini grew three sizes that day. For it had evolved into a Dragonair, and it bravely rose up to defend him.

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Then Malum sent out his Garchomp and completely fucking wrecked everyone else's shit.

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Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.

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LyraXMalum


Late, but.

No.

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Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.


You didn't...

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Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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Darkin wrote:
LyraXMalum


Late, but.

No.


I can imagine it.

Sorta.

Slight abusive relationship.
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.

YYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH


I like you, Viking. You have proven yourself... worthy.

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Sleauxbreaux wrote:
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Then the dude with the POH-LEEC sent out Weavile, who Ice Punched everyone to death.

When the investigators showed up, it was truly a chilling scene.


You didn't...

Sorry, but I did.

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