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MisterPants
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Granted, but you forget english entirely.

I wish for a never ending sandwich.

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Granted. It's got anchovies. Infact, it is made of anchovies.


I wish I could install windows media player 11 with my pirated windows so I would not have to use winamp to play my porn.
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Game Angel
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Granted, but now all your porn gets erased.

I wish I my head didn't hurt.

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Granted, but now your head is gone.

I wish I had a two-tailed fish.

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MisterPants
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Granted, but it's a piranha and it eats your face off.

I wish I was less lazy so I could finally start a webcomic and upload more stuff to the interwebs.

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Game Angel
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Granted, but now you have nothing else to do ever.

I wish demomen weren't so overpowered.

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MisterPants
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Granted, demomen now only have 1 weapon, a feather.

I wish windex was edible.

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Granted, but the obligatory apocalypse occurs right when you arrive.

I wish people were more original about reviewing stuff on artwork websites.
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Granted, but all the art becomes trite and boring.

I wish that pop-up blockers actually worked.

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Yewkewbius
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Granted, but all the art becomes trite and boring.

I wish that pop-up blockers actually worked.


Granted, but they block the entire internet.

I wish It was earlier in the day
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bagofnuts
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Granted, it is now earlier in the day. But because time has been rewinded your post doesn't happen for a few hours, and because of me every time you post that you go back in time again and so on and so forth.

Nice going, idiot. Even more time paradoxes that we have to deal with.

I wish I had a manly dress.

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Granted. You are now a scum of socioty. (God I hate Internet Explorer!)

I wish I had my computer back SO I COULD DRAW AND WRITE. I feel inspired.
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Yewkewbius
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Granted. You are now a scum of socioty. (God I hate Internet Explorer!)

I wish I had my computer back SO I COULD DRAW AND WRITE. I feel inspired.


Granted, but you get artist/writer's block

I wish iTunes wasn't experiencing inflation.
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Granted. iTunes no longer exists.

I wish I could sew.

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Granted. iTunes no longer exists.

I wish I could sew.


Granted, but you hands mysteriously fell off for some reason.

I wish that humans could breath in vacuum.
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