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Man my. Interview makes me seem so boring D:

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HEY SO YEAH I DID ONE OF THESE AGAIN

Interview with: Willow Witch

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Well first thing's first Willow, How are things goin over there? Sup in yo hood?

-Today was rather dandy, got my ice cream on. Fo shiz.

What's goin on with you bro?


Ice Cream is the wizard's tits mang
And I am also doing very good, thank you!
Now on to some actual questions: You've been on AZ for a good long time. What do you have to say about your time here? Has time spent on AZ impacted your life in any way?

-Well theres a lot of shit I can write down about how Az has effected my life.
First thing AZ did was give me a place to hang out in those terrible years of 13-14, I hadn't had much hope back then and needed a place to lurk and spend time mindlessly going though all of everyones personal information.
Second thing it did was give me a safe place to say whatever I needed to say, I wouldn't have figured out that I was sexually abused if I hadn't confessed it on here.
Third thing is that I made a lot of really freaking awesome friends, seriously you are all so awsome you get all the loves ( you too Vax )

remember everyone, Willow has been watching this entire time.


Heh, it seems AZ really does have a pretty concrete influence on people. I'm glad things have turned out so good for you here! And oh man I know what it's like to have been here for like a million years. You do indeed catch everything. So in regards to that, what would you say were some of your favorite AZ related events? Things that you even remember now that made you laugh your booty off or feel feelings.

-Two things:

Zinks Charlie Manhuge Oblivion lets play

And

Tough Love the comic book review

those two things should go down in Az's special history book of funny booty things that happed.


Oh god Tough Love.
Fucking amazing (and made more so by Oodles)
So we all know you're very artistically inclined, as you shower us on occasion with your lovely works. Do you have any future plans pertaining to the art world?

-Well right now I'm taking a print making class, so I'll prolly get to posting some of the prints I've done.

I've also been working on a big thing that I've posted wips of already, a huge Iji fan art that I'm hoping will be rather awesome.

And a few paintings I've been working on for people that want to give me cheddar.(i.e. family)

ALSO I'M STILL DOING COMMISSIONS SO IF ANYONE WANTS ONE IT WOULD BE NICE

GIVE ME YOUR cheddar

and I really need to start working on my webcomic one of these days.


Ahh sounds like some sweet things in the works, and keep at those commissions man, action brings good fortune.
Now if you don't mind getting into more somber territory; you mentioned earlier that, because of AZ, you were able to face that you were sexually abused by an ex-boyfriend. Would you care to talk about how AZ and the community here have supported you in that regard?

-Well besides being able to let off steam from time to time about my daily troubles everyones been a huge suport. Everyones always helped suggest things I can do to either cope with myself or deal with him.

Hell I'm a long way away from who I was more then a year ago, I havent had an anxiety attack in months and I feel really pop flyin' almost all the time.

Above all people actully listen to me and believe me, and you have no idea how hard it is to find people like that in real life. They either fan it off and go about their day as if I had said nothing or they defalt thinking hes a good person and would never do something like that. People had no idea how much this hurts me and I'm glad that here its a least a safe sanctuary.

Tho there probably is no way to erace all of the hurt I feel sometimes, its just nice to have a place to let it all out when I need too.


Yes, we're all very proud of the strides you've made as of late, and it's fantastic to hear that AZ has helped you on your road to recovery.
So one final question; Do you have any words of inspiration for those who may be going through a similar situation to you, or just anybody in general who may be having a tough time of things?

-Well theres a lot I can say, my situation has been very tough on me since its not a easy thing to go though in the first place, and then the aftermath was and still is complete and utter bullshit I can do nothing about.

The best thing I can say is, trust people. Not EVERYONE, but you'll find out very quickly who the people whom you can go to are. It took me a long time to trust a lot of certain people, hell I only recently told my dad about what happend. And it can be hard on friends but you really find out who truly stands by you when bad thingsh happen.

Secondly its not your fault, it will never be your fault. Sometimes I feel like I've hurt a lot of people by either telling the things I've been though or by my actions. For the past year I've let that lord over me and surpress my feelings and made me lock myself away and afraid.

Dont do that , dont lock yourself away from fear of other people judging you. Honestly fuck those people they dont have a right too.

At the momment I cant really think of what else much to say about this. I've found stength in myself and trust and love in my friends. Times an importaint factor to healing bad wounds. I've done a share of fuck ups with dealing with my stuff, but over all I've prospered.


Very good words Willow. As terrible as it is that those things happened to you, it's fantastic that you can give others insight!
Well that brings us to the end of my questions, It's been a great pleasure. Any other words you'd like to leave us?

-very single one of you I have to thank for suporting me and dealing with my shit.

Thanks guys, you're all really wonderful.

(extra thank yous and love to my bffs on here too, you sexy bitches)

Most bestest member

B)

bitches love me

This wasva goodun. Willow's quite the swell lady.

Who is your next target?

Well when I can get to it, I have [IF] and Nancymaker lined up. Then iunno

*Hint* You haven't interviewed me yet. *Hint*

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I'll get to the other people soon

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

seriously Luke fifty billion people asked to be interviewed when I started, so I will do what I can to get everybody.

Gonna send some New Jersey mobsters to your door and break yo' kneecaps if you don't get to me soon. I've got connections.




(I'm joking, real life comes before everything.)

I think it's safe to say I've reached sufficient popularity to warrant an interview now.

Or probably not

Alright, I'll go for it.

So first off, are you a guy or a girl?
I'm a man, man!

Why did you decide on the name Sol Reaper?
It all started back when I was learning about mythology and the like, and I was pretty fascinated with it. It got to the point where I sort of made up my own mythology for purposes of roleplaying and/or general storytelling. In the mythology, the underworld (known as Underland) is ruled by a triad council of Reapers as well as the Lord of Underland. There are three Reapers, Sol, Vita, and Esse (Latin for Sun, Life, and Being, respectively). Sol Reaper commands the traditional elements of fire, air, water, and earth, and ; Vita Reaper commands the figures of life and death, and as such is more like the traditional Death figure; Esse Reaper commands the forces of time and space, and is the one who watches over the timeline to make sure irreparable damage isn't caused to it. The Lord of Underland would be your Devil/Satan figure, but the title isn't limited to red demons with spiky tails and horns. Sol Reaper was even able to snag the spot, even though Reapers are technically forbidden from claiming the title. It was a cunning bit of trickery that one would have to read the story for. Anyway, it's pretty much obvious at this point why I chose Sol.

What is your favorite cereal? They say you can tell a lot about a man by the cereal he eats.
Probably Marshmallow Mateys AKA Lucky Charms for Poor People

If you had to give up one food item for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Soda. I don't give a fuck if it's not technically food, you consume it for calories, yes?
Dr. Pepper is actually one of my primary sources of sustenance.

Do you think that robots know the meaning of love?
They may know the concept or the definition, but they wouldn't know the feeling.
But then how am I supposed to tell my coffee maker that it won't work out between him and the toaster?

Are there any hobbies that you enjoy? Art, music, tiddlywinks?
Playing games, programming, music, helping people with their problems (self-dubbed the Internet Psychiatrist), humor

Finally, if you could eliminate one website from existence, what would it be?
Every single falsertisement site on the web. You know, the ones that flash in your face saying "3 WEIRD TIPS TO A FLAT BELLY" and other such shenanigans to get insecure people to click the ad and install a virus on their computer.

Thanks, man! Anybody else want an interview while I'm at it?