AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Then why won't you?

shirt i'm wearing today makes me look knocked up but all my other clothes are dirty fffffff

going to the denist today. not looking forward to it.

My TMI story....

The week after my period, I'm horny.... Not just a little, but like, every minute of the day from every little thing. Last month, I got "half-way there" from walking UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

And the worst part is, the stairs were in public. And my significant other? Out of town for that week.

This month? My significant other just got a new job. And I'm at least not in public as much this week, but STILL. I keep having "needs" I swear it's like an early sign of PGAD (Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder) the way it feels! >_>

It's like I'm a anime girl in a hentai.... 'Cept I'm RAGEFACING each time it happens because this shit gets old!!

I didn't know this. Is thay why my thigh (left) is so smooth? I fell off my bike last summer and now thered this numb lump covering over half of it. It's also very smooth. Same with my left elbow




:colbert:
I'm never hugging you Kale.
Ever.
Back hair weirds me out.

I have typical woman hair. Legs Crotch sometimes if I cba to shave No leg hair right now because I shaved to swim. Same with underarms. i have dark arm hair though, It's kinda embarassing...

Yeah scars don't grow hair... I have scars on my arms from bike (and cat-related) accidents and the hair doesn't grow there... especially on my triforce scar. ((yes. I have a scar in the shape of the Triforce. On my left hand. I was holding a waterbottle and I slipped, the back of my hand hit gravel.)) Then again I don't have much body hair (my hair is very fine and generally light, as far as body hair).... funny though my head-hair is very dark... haha...

Ask your doctor or pharmacist Nachal.

there are probably pills, but creams works the best.

Fuck ringworms. I hate that stupid fungus. I've had it since I was like 10 and I've never been able to get rid of all of it, but I don't have too much on my body. Just a couple of patches right now, that I put cream on almost every other day. They don't hurt so it's not too bad.

I had one on my hand a couple years ago that became like 6" in diameter and I sloughed off like 3 layers of skin (somehow) as it healed and it made this gross clear liquid form underneath the dead skin that I had to squeeze out every day or so and it was just GROSS. Looked like my hand was rotting off.

If you look closely you an still see the scar it left; it's slightly darker than the rest of my hand. It left me without a handprint for like 3 weeks, it was WEIRD.



I don't know if there are any pills, but a pharmacist can give you this super powerful creme to put on it (tis what I have) that'll obliterate it in like a week.

Middle/High school sex ed was the worst. It was abstinence only "education".
No talk of condoms, or birth control of any kind, just
>HAVE SEX
>GET PREGNANT AND 3 STDS EVERYTIME NO MATTER WHAT

Fuck that shit.

I don't know about you guys, but sex ed. at my middle school covered everything. Everyone was taught that pregnancy and STDs were probable, even with condoms and other preventatives, but not the heavy-handed YOU WILL GET PREGNANT EVERY TIME nonsense.

Mine did this.

I don't even remember what ours was like. All I know is, I almost fainted when they started going into detail about various STDs and contraceptive methods because I am ridiculously squeamish. :^D

Dad told me about something he heard about in Guam called "black dick."

I'm 99% sure he was either lying or exaggerating, but 1% is still too much for me to stop worrying.