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BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:08 am

This belongs more in TMI than it does in the Current Events thread.

A Texas woman donated 86 gallons of breast milk to a non-profit milk bank that helps to feed premature and critically ill babies.

Sollix · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:12 am

Lolita wrote:

moaning whilst masturbating

I only tent o get loud when i'm the only one upstairs/home.
if ive got a roommate and I know they're around the house I'm super quiet and usually fap with ym hand down my pants as oppised to nakes.
but since its just me and three other people and I have the ENTIRE top floor to myself.
whoops. Masturbating can get loud

edit:Aparently I named D-vids cock by accident.
It's name is Karkat now.
I'm sorry.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Reyo wrote:

Honestly I can't even think of reasons why a parent would feel the need to just randomly bring such a thing up.

Because they're your parents and it's a relatively normal thing to talk about your sex life with them, to some extent.

Chekt · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:42 am

Fuck me I can stop sneezing and having snot run down my face and drain into my throat.
arrghh
this will be a fun day at work

Vax · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:02 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

Reyo wrote:

Honestly I can't even think of reasons why a parent would feel the need to just randomly bring such a thing up.

Because they're your parents and it's a relatively normal thing to talk about your sex life with them, to some extent.

Great Handsome Oppressor don't be dumb this is America and whole families can be hung if sex is discussed. It's more taboo than MURDER

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

"Hey dad, how do I slit a man's throat?"

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

"Well you just come up from behind, grab his mouth with one hand and force his head back as you slash so the blood doesn't touch you as it sprays. Face towards a far wall, not your escape route."

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 1:43 pm

"If you pop a boner while you do it though, dass gay"

Lolita · **Posted:** Mon Oct 29, 2012 10:28 pm

laci green, everybody

this girl has amazing sex tips for both dudes and chicks.

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 1:18 am

GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT
The MOMENT after I had basically my BIGGEST ejaculation ever, my sister flings the door open and asks me to help her move some things. PRETTY daisies SURE she didn't fall for being in a call with someone as the reason I needed a while to get up.

Kamak · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:26 am

Sceb's Sister

Boner Killer

Coming to your bedroom this fall.

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 2:47 am

Kamak wrote:

Sceb's Sister

Boner Killer

Coming to your bedroom whenever's least convenient.

Reyo · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 3:01 am

I actually have no problem with th-

Wait a minute how old is she?

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

Now you're just being a creep, Reyo.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 7:47 am

I hate these daisies fits of horniness. They're so inconvenient.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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