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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:08 am 
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This belongs more in TMI than it does in the Current Events thread.

A Texas woman donated 86 gallons of breast milk to a non-profit milk bank that helps to feed premature and critically ill babies.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:12 am 
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I only tent o get loud when i'm the only one upstairs/home.
if ive got a roommate and I know they're around the house I'm super quiet and usually fap with ym hand down my pants as oppised to nakes.
but since its just me and three other people and I have the ENTIRE top floor to myself.
whoops. Masturbating can get loud

edit:Aparently I named D-vids cock by accident.
It's name is Karkat now.
I'm sorry.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 29, 2012 11:26 am 
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Reyo wrote:
Honestly I can't even think of reasons why a parent would feel the need to just randomly bring such a thing up.

Because they're your parents and it's a relatively normal thing to talk about your sex life with them, to some extent.

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Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:
Reyo wrote:
Honestly I can't even think of reasons why a parent would feel the need to just randomly bring such a thing up.

Because they're your parents and it's a relatively normal thing to talk about your sex life with them, to some extent.

Great Handsome Oppressor don't be dumb this is America and whole families can be hung if sex is discussed. It's more taboo than MURDER

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The MOMENT after I had basically my BIGGEST ejaculation ever, my sister flings the door open and asks me to help her move some things. PRETTY daisies SURE she didn't fall for being in a call with someone as the reason I needed a while to get up.


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I actually have no problem with th-

Wait a minute how old is she?

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Now you're just being a creep, Reyo.

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