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Granted. It bugs out whenever you're writing up something important, deleting everything on your computer. You can no longer play TF2-- but hey, at least it's not freaking out because of it anymore.

I wish El_tortuga hadn't turned me into a prostitute. :?
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Granted. It bugs out whenever you're writing up something important, deleting everything on your computer. You can no longer play TF2-- but hey, at least it's not freaking out because of it anymore.

I wish El_tortuga hadn't turned me into a prostitute. :?


Granted you become his personal sex bitch.
I wish that people were less ambiguous.
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Granted you become his personal sex bitch.
I wish that people were less ambiguous.


Granted, but now everyone's overly specific to the point of redundancy and and being outright intolerable.

I wish for more vagueness.
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Granted. Nobody understands.

I wish I lived in BC.
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Granted. Nobody understands.

I wish I lived in BC.
Granted. You get shot back in time before the year 0000 AD and get killed by a barberic raider of your choice.

I wish there weren't bats in the attic above my room.

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Granted now there are bats (and a kitten) in your room.

I wish that Magic the gathering was real. (Nerd wish I know)
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Granted, but Yu-gi-oh also becomes real and it beats every single MtG monster.

I wish the #25 rule wasn't true.

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Granted. Posts grow more related and cause a paradox.

I wish to break the paradox.
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Granted, but numbers 1-24 and 26-whatever remain. And, due to the absence of #25, the Feds now introduce...#25.2.1.7

I wish I could safely prance the safety dance.

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Granted but then your Tizzle gets frizzled.

I wish i was smart enough to get past these advanced levels in portal.

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Granted, but you become unable to beat the first ones.
And then you become an Aboriginal with no actual talents.

I wish for peanuts. Lots and lots of peanuts. And that I don't become allergic to them, they don't get bad, no one takes them, and I always love them.

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Granted. You get banned from the forum for trying to screw the rules.

I wish he'd stop bolding everything.
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Granted but now he puts everything in italics.


I wish my step-dad would get here with dinner quicker.

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Granted but when he comes you are still at school.

I wish I had an Ipod Touch!

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Granted. But it has a vires that only infects you and you drown in your own puke.

I wish I would memorize Smoke On The Water by Friday.

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