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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 5:04 am 
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The male model in my life drawing class was scratching himself a lot in between sketches.

Not bad by itself, I know, but then he started handing out pamphlets after class... After he had thoroughly scratched his no doubt sweaty, greasy man balls for upwards of an hour.

Sweaty, greasy man balls.


Make sure to show the light contrast to indicate that they are sweaty in your drawing.

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Finally got to my emergency appointment

Apparently there was nothing wrong with my teeth at all

These empty painkiller packets would like to say otherwise


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what

what about the whole your jaw is in your face


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oh that's not until next week. it was only really just the tooth this time.


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I decided against seeing the surgeon, whatever this thing in my mouth was, it's going away. If it flares up again, I'll do something about it.

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Nachalnik wrote:
oh that's not until next week. it was only really just the tooth this time.


...but weren't you saying your like, jaw was caving in? How your teeth moved when you slept on them?

i'm sorry but are you exaggerating your stories or is the dentist blind or something because surely something should've been said by now?

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Okay, okay. Look. Most doctors and dentists only study one medical subject.

I cannot go to a dentist who normally performs fillings and expect him to magically put new bone and a joint in my face. It doesn't work that way.

I'm not sure how else I can make that clear.


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But what you describe is that your mouth is essentially falling apart. Wouldn't anyone with eyes be able to see something is very wrong?

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I just searched your profile for the word 'jaw' - 12 posts came up. Here are some of them:
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Right side of my jaw has sunk in on itself.

Looks really fucking weird but I can hide it with my hair, I guess.

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Jaw is getting worse. I have to hold it shut.

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my whole jaw hurts and feels like it's unhooking itself again

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oh well basically on my left side the jaw joint has worn away completely and it's starting to happen on the right side. it's kind of pushed my jaw way too back and it's sore to eat sometimes.


Surely if it's that bloody bad the dentist would refer you quicker. But no, seeing as how dentists seem to be blind when it comes to something out of their field of dentistry. But no, 'it doesn't work that way'.

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I live in Scotland. We have people without teeth and limbs just walking around like it's the norm. That's how we roll.

Yeah, but seriously, months ago I was given a choice of having my jaw wired shut to see if it would fix my face from being retarded. Had a 50/50 chance of it either making it better or just more deformed so I chickened out.

But now I don't really have a choice but to get it. :psyduck:


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cba editing last post but the wires are exposed and that kinda freaked me out too.

cos what do you do when you need to puke and your face is shut? that just scares me.


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My toe keeps twitching involuntarily and it feels all weird and tingly and sdjhfgsjh ;~;

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actually fuck it. i'm getting that surgery.

get some cool scars. parents will probably quit their bitching for once. don't have to talk to anyone for a year.

aww yeah


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Glad to see you're positive about it.

I hope everything works out well for you, Nachal.

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cheers then


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