AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I moved out of the nightmarish hellpit of Kentucky that I was living in when I joined here in 2010. I moved to Texas, was there for a year, then moved back to the part of the country I grew up in - eastern Pennsylvania, nearly in New Jersey. practically in New Jersey. I can smell New Jersey from here.

I work for a fantastic company and I love my job and I'm not just saying that because I recently learned a coworker reads/read this forum ha ha haaaaaa

How is the slummin it going? I have two roommates and they're both women older than my mom. Still, definitely improvements over the previous roommates! The previous ones got the police called to the house like four times in the 3 WEEKS they lived here.

Life has been crazy but it's way better than it was at any other point in my post history.

i really do hope your job is fantastic though, regardless of if you can get fired!!! im hoping to get a new dog related job at a vet hospital so I can get paid 15/hr so i dont have to slum it as much haha. I spent the better part of the last couple of years living on couches from kind people because my job didn't pay me enough to afford an apartment (a studio out here is like 1100 bucks lmao). though I'm not doing that anymore, mom got a job out here by chance and now I'm living with her and working on getting out of debt and kicking some bad addictions etc.

also I did a game show for MTV and got a concussion and threw up on myself but the show was cancelled before it aired so I'm still cool lmao

I've been goin through college and stuff, lately been doing coding and art, both digital and physical. And I have two corgis now! They're the sweetest little troublemakers named Jesse and Radar. It's good to see familiar faces too! I should drop by more.

The gameshow gave you a concussion? Jesus. What kind of game was it?

and god i love dogs. Dogs are so precious. My dog is a senior citizen now, according to the groomer who trims his crazy poodley hair. He's my favorite grandpa.

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holy shit a talking snail

it was called the almost impossible game show and I did the worst you could possibly do and then some! the challenge was to slide down a lubricated mountain while standing up and my helmet didn't fit properly. soooooooo they decided to take the back padding out of the helmet and well, this was the result

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 4734250822

I basically did that ten times in a row while trying to be funny. Lemme know if the link doesnt work haha

Dogs are some of the best things to grace this world
Here's Jesse and Radar- Jesse's the fluffy one, Radar's the toasty marshmallow colored one. Jesse's about an inch shorter, and generally quieter but can get grumpy, while radar is an endlessly cheery ball of energy.
also, holy hell, zack I'm glad you're ok, that looks like it was really just
oogf

Oh, jesus. You did not got this.


Oh my goodness I love them so much. And also that yard is gorgeous, too.

oogf times 10

A bit late, but if you ever do want one its no problem, I can do it.

I honestly don't even know what I'd have as a custom title, so it's fine.

The Dork Lord

The coolest + most handsome dude

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