AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Also hello it has been bodaciously over a year since I last posted I think

Hello everyone

Oh they're all gone

Oh....

Little known fact: When a new thread page starts, everyone who was on the previous page dies instantly.

Jokes on you, I was always dead on the inside

I've died and come back so many times I could give Loki a run for his cheddar.

Never been choked out by a roided-out Grimace before, though. He has got that one over on me.

I mean I could cover myself in purple body paint and see what I could do for you

How deep are your chin ridges, though? Gotta have those chin ridges or it just doesn't do the trick for me.

I logged in after an entire year+ just to say that Citation is an smell

edit: oh I forgot I had shirtless Soldier as my icon

Also jesus I still have this old signature banner?????

edit edit: okay there new icon

Are you still hot for Soldier?

It's the logical continuation to my Lt. Surge thing so yes

Do you like it when he gives you his DUNDAH BADGE? Do you like his Raichu's powerful DUNDABOLTS?

That particular rendition of Lt. Surge never existed and I refuse to acknowledge him, get out of my house

DA DUNDABOLTS FROM DA RAICHU?

it was the worst

unrelated

I'M DRINKIN

You know what that means? That means I'm on an emo music kick and all of you should join me in this deep insurmountable suffering that YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, MOM





2005-2007 was a really weird time for haircuts. And I unironically love all of this music.

I counter ur emo with this timeless classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWM2joNb9NE

I don't know how to get the youtube tags to work

the S in HTTPS breaks the tag. That's it.

Take this PIE booty as a token of my gratitude