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 Post subject: it's a short list these days
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 6:10 am 
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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 6:19 am 
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2018 3:54 pm 
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 Post subject: daisies you cold and unfeeling universe
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2018 6:52 pm 
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My truck is fixed and I have been released from my jury summons next week.

But then a tropical storm is developing and seems to be headed directly for my neck of the woods.

Even trade?

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2018 6:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:59 am 
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I came here to contribute to the heavy traffic from the Ridley announcement......

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:52 pm 
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I did one of those ancestrydna test things and turns out I'm 17% Scandinavian so I gotta be the shortest viking alive.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:53 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2018 11:06 am 
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Tue Jul 31, 2018 5:34 pm 
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https://twitter.com/MrErnestLe/status/1 ... 5822612480

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 11:34 am 
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:36 pm 
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It's been sunny for almost a month and this morning, miracle, there was rain and at 10 am the sun came out again.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:13 pm 
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GUYS we have to delete the forum.

I had a conversation at work today about webcomics and my coworker said he keeps up with Awkward Zombie.

This led to a discussion about the forum, which he lurks/lurked.

Two things:
1. He thinks we're funny, which I don't get. We're idiots.
2. He knows my username.

So like

do I have to post a Russian thread or something.

How do I destroy the servers hosting this place

Also he's probably reading this. :pseudo:

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2018 4:16 pm 
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Well, if he hasn't figured out yet that I'm 400% gay, it'll take about 14 seconds of my post history for the penny to drop.

I'm trying to remember what other dark secrets I have hidden here.

Lots of cringe memories from 2010-2012.

Okay, 2010-2015.

fine, ya got me. 2010-present.

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