AWKWARD ZOMBIE

We doin' updates? I'm still at the library but I've since been promoted twice and am now in charge of most of the audio visual collection. The first purchase I made was a copy of The Room for the DVD collection. I'm also going to Wondercon this weekend, so pretty good on my end.

My local farmers don't let us hear the end of it as it is.

please discuss

I vote to eliminate Citation from the island.

but so few of us remain

this island is getting emptier as time passes

Also there is a new song from Garfunkel and Oates and its fucking excellent

Those teeth are impractical because his side teeth are clenched, yet the front teeth are not, thus he can never truly close his mouth

By necessity the middle teeth must be on a separate jaw.

oh no my profile is now on display on the company's website
to my knowledge this is perhaps the fourth picture of me on the internet but the first one with my name alongside it
what a good day to move to another solar system

Ugh, Ersatz. I know that feel.

They took badge photos on my first day at my current job and then they all got uploaded onto their new hires intranet page.

It was terrible, but the blow was softened by the system glitching a few days later and listing the hires as:

(ME)
Start date: 1/29/18

(Girl who started same time as me)
Start date: 1/29/18

(someone at a manufacturing plant in Mexico)
Start date: 1/31/18

(someone at a manufacturing plant in China)
Start date: 1/32/18

it amused me very much that their new hire gallery forgot that February exists.

daisies Russian spambots can't even come up with a decent April Fools thread.

exeres posted here, this is now the april fools thread

getting sick of living with my father already, so it reminded me that I have to look for a new apartment to move into come July
found a nice one within walking distance of my job, cool
email whomever put up the ad; receive a phone number as an answer (no words, nothing, just a number) from a woman.
never got any answer from that phone number and it's a man (so not the person who replied to my email)
left a message yesterday (didn't even cry), still nothing
Tout m'afflige et me nuit, et conspire à me nuire.

proletariats are gonna have a great time deleting 4 pages of SCP threads made in one day

If it was all made by the same bot they can just nuke the account that posted it. IP ban, username ban, and all posts deleted in one fell swoop.

can someone do that to my account please