AWKWARD ZOMBIE

oh no I'm starting university (third try) tomorrow and I've only had 40 days to panic and that's not nearly enough aaaaa

You should probably try panicking a lot harder.

I've survived the first half of the first day so far.

First class was object-oriented programming, which is my forte, and is intended for complete newbies (I seemed to be the only one with work experience in the class too), so I don't think I'm going to learn a lot but it's comforting and it's an easy start considering how catastrophic my last two attempts at university have been and how broken it left me.

It's like the photoshop course I took.
The latter half had a lot of cool things i never used before.
The first half was just "Okay I'm done all the work can I have the next assignment please?"

i'd honestly probably die if I had to handle university stress again

it was so stressful

Well for me post-university stress is arguably worse so...

sometimes i think about going back and taking a skill class or two at the community college but then i remember how badly i wished i was dead when i took any class that required me to do written tests and/or give any kind of oral report

i would like to learn to weld tho...

Speaking of classes. I'll be starting online classes in the next couple weeks. First semester shouldn't be too bad based on the course descriptions, but I dread the loss of free time. Already by the time I cook, work out, and go to work I only have a couple hours a day during the weekdays to relax. RIP

Is there any way to change my username?

i think you need to appeal to a mod for that

shoot me a pm and ill take care of it

I like this new bot, they've got moxie

please direct all dickpics to:

admin@awkwardzombie.com

Hell has frozen over in the Bible Belt. I cannot handle this weather. This is Florida, I should not be dealing with frozen windshields and roads.

I saw a news report that said there were over 400 accidents in Houston. I also saw a video of a tractor trailer sliding down a hill in Dallas and strategically braking with a light pole.