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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:49 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:38 pm 
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Good luck man, hang on in there.


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 Post subject: You ain't got permission to die
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:48 pm 
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 Post subject: it's really not gonna be that bad
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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:22 pm 
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I can't believe you're going to let Irma blow you, you were supposed to be saving yourself for our marriage! :shakefist:


Best of luck with the storm, mate
Keep an eye out for tornadoes. hurricanes suck like that.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:18 am 
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
I've certainly been gone for over 8 days. Did anyone even attempt to contact me via email?

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 Post subject: tune in next week when i accidentally shoot myself
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:25 pm 
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The hazards and dangers of the world are nothing compared to the damage I do to myself on a regular basis.

I thought I would pretend to be prepared when I left for work this morning (by the way, Irma died off super quickly coming up the coast and the weather around here has been, at worst, a bit gloomy) so I unplugged the power strip to which my computer is attached in case of lightning. What my dumb booty forgot was that the mini-fridge was plugged into the same strip, so even though the whole region around here did not experience any flooding, a square foot of my bedroom did when the freezer tray defrosted and leaked out of the fridge. Thankfully the power strip was elevated and I don't keep perishables in this fridge, so the consequences are mostly just being annoyed at myself for being so goddamn stupid.

The weather here is absolutely pleasant, actually. Temperature dropped like 15 degrees and the wind has been very refreshing. Reminds me of a place that isn't Florida.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 4:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
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LucarioLuvsMinecraft wrote:
I've certainly been gone for over 8 days. Did anyone even attempt to contact me via email?


Why would someone email you over not posting for a week.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2017 8:20 pm 
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I once didn't post for 4 hours, there was a forum-wide manhunt and we almost didn't survive as a society.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
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You could say that there was a citation needed


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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
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LucarioLuvsMinecraft wrote:
I've certainly been gone for over 8 days. Did anyone even attempt to contact me via email?

I was gone for nearly a year once and the only attempt to contact me was a friend request from Great Handsome Oppressor on Steam that I declined because I was too ashamed of the posts I had made before I left.

Most people on here are gone from time to time.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2017 5:56 pm 
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
Welp, anyways, I'm back, I've made friends over the internet, and I'm in a bodaciously awesome project-thingamajig.

Which explains all the changes
over here.
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
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LucarioLuvsMinecraft wrote:
Welp, anyways, I'm back, I've made friends over the internet, and I'm in a bodaciously awesome project-thingamajig.

Which explains all the changes
over here.
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You pasted a hat jpeg over a lucario?

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