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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Sat Aug 05, 2017 12:03 am 
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i want to move somewhere northern and freezing

I want to bury myself in ice like Ötzi and be discovered in 4000 years

maybe by then i'll finally have slept at least one restful night

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 12:20 am 
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
School is starting back up, and I'm on discord a lot of the time.

Send an email or something if I haven't responded to anything in 8 days.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 9:36 pm 
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i just gave myself a spa day, with bathbomb, bubble bar, face masks, nair, and pore strips and i feel amazing and soft and smooth

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 10:03 pm 
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I wanna do a bathbomb or a bubblebath sometime but I'm too sensitive to soap, I think.

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PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:17 am 
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I would LOVE to do a bath but I haven't fit in a conventional tub since I was 10.

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 2:40 am 
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
Baths are nice, but showers are too. We don't have to pay the water bill here, so I get consistent hot water. The tub could be bigger, but who am I to complain?

(Also, this means I'm ruining the environment by wasting natural gas to heat up said water, but hey, I've always been terrible at taking short showers for... reasons)

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
Baths are nice, but showers are too. We don't have to pay the water bill here, so I get consistent hot water. The tub could be bigger, but who am I to complain?

(Also, this means I'm ruining the environment by wasting natural gas to heat up said water, but hey, I've always been terrible at taking short showers for... reasons)

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This page needs more Nosecone. It does not stand up to my Nosecone to Non-Nosecone ratio.
Also my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0RJ4tSVQL35-3qsqNTnEqw


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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:56 am 
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i prefer baths tbh, i like soaking and laying down. but since my roommate moved in he took the only usable bathtub in the house so i'm stuck having showers :'( we stayed in a hotel a few weeks ago and the first thing i did was run a hot bath.....i miss having bath bombs and stuff for when i have a bad day, boo.

yesterday i made an instagram. i guess if you like rabbits and gardening and shit you can follow me @frithyeerfarm i have no idea wat i'm doing

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I could fit in the bathtub but it still wouldn't be comfortable enough to do do a bath bomb or use those epsom salts one of my students got me.

Now, if I had a jacuzzi tub.......

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 Post subject: Re: All topics unimportant enough to not create a thread for
PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 12:10 am 
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This might sound hella vain but ive finally realized that i am, in fact hella attractive

I used to think i was kinda meh, but i was just kinda looking at myself in the mirror and thinking about all the people who think i'm hot and i just kinda realized i should agree with them

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This might sound hella vain but ive finally realized that i am, in fact hella attractive

I used to think i was kinda meh, but i was just kinda looking at myself in the mirror and thinking about all the people who think i'm hot and i just kinda realized i should agree with them

/r/absolutelynotme_irl

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what the fuck is up with all the russian spambots these past few days

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 Post subject: viva la revolucion
PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 5:45 am 
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Remnants of Ame.

They're more active than real people.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 16, 2017 12:12 pm 
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This is just a meeting grounds for bots now.


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