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[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Jul 28, 2017 6:21 pm

welcome back to the nerd pit

Exeres · **Posted:** Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:01 pm

Did someone say

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Fri Jul 28, 2017 7:16 pm

Didn't know you were such a tumblrite, Exeres

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Fri Jul 28, 2017 8:18 pm

Fordicon98 · **Joined:** Mon Aug 11, 2014 11:35 am **Posts:** 268

We had the family yard sale yesterday where my family and my aunts and uncles all collectively grouped together a bunch of stuff we were never gonna use

Man yard sales are hard work, too many old people who need help lifting heavy things

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:27 am

How to guarantee nobody applies to your job listing:
Step 1:

Quote:

We get a lot of job applications and unfortunately most of them get nothing more than a quick once-over. Please include the usual - a resume and a cover letter, and anything else that will show us that you are interested in and qualified for this specific position. Tell us stories. Show us as much as you can about who you are.

Step 2:

Quote:

Make us panic about the fact that we haven't already hired you. Learn to use Facebook privacy settings or better yet just un-tag yourself in that one picture (you know which one)

Step 3:

Quote:

and then become a fan of our page.

Step 4:

Quote:

Tell us your salary requirements and what kind of cookies we should bake for you on your birthday.

it also doesn't help when the About page on your company website has a photo of your middle-aged founders posing with skateboards like a pair of balding, fat Tony Hawk impersonators.

Riku · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2017 11:32 am

Oh dear lord.
May your search be over soon. Good luck and godspeed.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:31 pm

Skate or die dude

You either skate

or you die

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:09 pm

Humidity's under 70% for the first time in months, I can finally go outside without wanting to die. I sure do love not suffocating on the air I'm trying to breathe.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Jul 31, 2017 4:33 pm

Disadvantage of living in Florida:
that

Advantages:
none so far, but humans have only been living there for 14000 years so I'm sure something will turn up eventually

FLORIDA JOKES! It's the New Jersey of the USA.

that was another joke
at New Jersey's expense

because teehee

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Mon Jul 31, 2017 6:31 pm

The advantages of living in Florida is that it is the region where the chaos gods are the strongest

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:34 pm

Well something decided to die in my garden. It's either a big possum, dog, wild boar, or mini Sasquatch.

Of course, I get home to find it after animal control is done for the night and it was a nice hot day. Apparently they want to call me before they pick it up too, which like, haha, I'm pretty sure I'll be out of the house before you even get in the office, dude.

All I know is, it better get picked up before I get home tomorrow because that smell isn't going to stay outside for too long.

shazza · **Posted:** Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:35 pm

mail it to me

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:38 pm

It's bigger than my head. That's like 16 times larger than my limit of touching dead things.

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jul 31, 2017 8:41 pm

Man, last time I had to deal with a dead thing it wasn't even on my property and animal control still told me to get fucked.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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