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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:17 pm 
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Two days. They're gonna cut my mouth open. I'm not freaking out, who said anything about freaking out I'M NOT FREAKING OUT.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2011 11:43 pm 
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This is what happens when you get involved with the mob dude.
But like, tonsils, dental stuff? or bodaciously your mouth?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Wisdom teeth.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Tales wrote:
one time a boy offered me a blowjob.
i said no, obviously.

You know, those who doesn't read the spoilers here will read that as you got sucked off quite mean and clean.


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Oh man, I'm so pop flyin'.

The warts on my feet are disappearing now. This is great news.


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 5:26 am 
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>watching game over screens on youtube
>certain female character death screen
>"ZOMG IT'S SO SEXY WHEN SHE DIES" "THE BAD GUYS SHOULDN'T OF KILLED HER THEY SHOULD OF MADE HER A SEX SLAVE" "SHE'S TOO SEXY TO DIE WHAT A WASTE OF A GOOD PAIR OF VAGINA AND TITS"
>these comments have 70-100 thumbs up each


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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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death is hot imo

At least when there's fire involved.


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Trygve wrote:
Tales wrote:
one time a boy offered me a blowjob.
i said no, obviously.

You know, those who doesn't read the spoilers here will read that as you got sucked off quite mean and clean.


who's to say he didnt?~~
apart from me ahahah. Plus, he was 13. And we were in Boys Brigade camp. And I don't go for boys, sorry Trygve :P

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 Post subject: Re: TMI Thread [NSFW] Version 2.0 (Strictly Moderated)
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Nachal, would it be weird for me to ask which game?

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Only if it is a sex game. Then it would be awkward for her.


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I will try to be discreet while I get ready for a screencap.

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Exeres wrote:
Nachal, would it be weird for me to ask which game?


one of those 80s beat em up games. i don't even think it said what game it was.

it just made me mad since it was pretty daisies sexist and creepy as holy fuck but w/e


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Trygve wrote:
Only if it is a sex game. Then it would be awkward for her.


has anyone here ever played the game called 'Nervous'? As I have, haha although I wasn't the person um, being touched. Also this all makes me sound like some sort of sexual deviant when it really wasn't the case but i dont want to explain the whole story soooo this is it.

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*googles*

Oh, that one. For some reason, my male friends always tried that on me. I always immediately went "oh noes, I lost".


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