AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Fri Jan 09, 2026 2:33 am

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 3958 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76 ... 264  Next
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:37 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
I tried to ignore that.
I really did I just can't though.

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:38 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:11 pm
Posts: 5108
Location: Somewhere between law and chaos.
RikuKyuutu wrote:
Tales? Tales, I require explanation.


party + alcohol = drunk Tales

_________________
Image
Links to Twitch page.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:38 pm 
Offline
+4 to defense
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am
Posts: 15027
D-vid wrote:
It isn't because the drinks are mixed, it's because mixing drinks makes you underestimate how much you've already had.
I estimate by feel anyway, since I always lose count and drunkness is influenced by so many factors keeping count is pretty pointless anyway.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:39 pm 
Offline

Joined: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:08 am
Posts: 11152
Location: somewhere in a general that-way direction
Sol Reaper wrote:
RikuKyuutu wrote:
Tales? Tales, I require explanation.


party + alcohol = drunk Tales


It's not the drunk that I was questioning. It was what he fixed it with.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:40 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
They say it gets you sober.

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:40 pm 
Offline
(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫・*:.。. .。.:*・

Joined: Wed Feb 11, 2009 4:01 pm
Posts: 5405
Location: England
RikuKyuutu wrote:
Tales wrote:
i dealt with my light hangover my having a sausage butty



Tales? Tales, I require explanation.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/butty
british slang is basically gay euphemisms don't worry haha. but yes next time i'll try the habit of having water in between and just generally not drinking so much

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 2:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Image

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:31 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Aug 02, 2009 8:02 pm
Posts: 756
Location: In the closet
Syobon wrote:
Everyone always talks about how bad it is to mix drinks but that's never affected me.


I don't seem to get the 'kick' or 'burn' that other people get from hard drinks so I've always drank things like vodka and whiskey straight without flinching which apparently was a weird thing for a beginner.

Anyway what I'm trying to get at is I just used to fill a pint glass with vodka and just drink it like water, which is pretty daisies ok until you refill it until it runs out and you then choose to switch to red wine and cider... don't mix your drinks. It's the only bad alcohol experience I've ever had. Shitting into the toilet and spewing into the bath. I was an idiot 16 year old.

I actually made some really good friends that night so maybe you should mix your drinks, I dunno.

_________________
No, wait, ignore that.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:33 pm 
Offline
who
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:14 pm
Posts: 6721
Location: Santa Destroy
D-vid wrote:
Vax wrote:
having sex for like two hours in an exceptionally hot room.

Holy carp vax.
Thanks for making me feel bad for not nearly being able to do it that long.

mad late but yeah there were breaks

_________________
Or, y'know, whatever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:37 pm 
Offline
being a gentleman is my jojob
User avatar

Joined: Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm
Posts: 15289
15 minutes of sex
15 minutes of metal gear

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:39 pm 
Offline
who
User avatar

Joined: Fri Sep 14, 2007 9:14 pm
Posts: 6721
Location: Santa Destroy
ACTUALLY

P4 Arena

_________________
Or, y'know, whatever.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 4:48 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Oct 24, 2011 5:11 pm
Posts: 5108
Location: Somewhere between law and chaos.
Oh don't be modest everybody knows Vax has the stamina of a MAN

_________________
Image
Links to Twitch page.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:19 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm
Posts: 12656
Stamina he recovers by eating SNAKES

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:21 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Tue Aug 26, 2008 10:16 pm
Posts: 5859
Location: Often forgotten
Small noises that people make are starting to piss me off even more. Nooooooooooooooooo.....period please don't come yet.

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 26, 2012 5:22 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 06, 2011 3:11 pm
Posts: 13741
Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Vax must have eaten a lot of lizard tails.

_________________
Game Angel wrote:
I have a penis but I'm not 100% sure it's a penis

ImageImageImage


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 3958 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76 ... 264  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 55 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group