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Granted. Ronald McDonald gets jealous and assassinates you IN THE FACE.

I wish I could find some AA batteries for my GBA so I could play pokemon silver again.
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granted, but the battery in the game pak doesn't work.

I wish that my feet didn't hurt after work but I still have feet and control them. I'm just seeing how clever the next poster is.

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Granted. You have leprosy. (too easy)



I wish I had a Ditto.
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Granted, but the only thing he can turn into is a Ditto.

I wish those elephants would stop eating my stuff. Me included.

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granted. But they eat your house.

I wish for more coffee.

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Granted, but we ran out of espresso, so you can have Peecaf instead.

I wish Pips was human-sized. :)

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Granted, but you become Pips-sized

I wish people who posted on forums were more creative.

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Granted, but the world explodes in memes, rainbow dust, unicorns, music and sparkly stuff.

I wish my back didn't hurt
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Airigh wrote:
Granted, but the world explodes in memes, rainbow dust, unicorns, music and sparkly stuff.

I wish my back didn't hurt



granted but your spine stretches out like this for the rest of your life. http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_u ... 4_1024.jpg


I wish i wouldnt get so fat over the summer


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El_tortuga wrote:
Airigh wrote:
Granted, but the world explodes in memes, rainbow dust, unicorns, music and sparkly stuff.

I wish my back didn't hurt



granted but your spine stretches out like this for the rest of your life. http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_u ... 4_1024.jpg


I wish i wouldnt get so fat over the summer

Who wouldnt want a spine like that? And nice edit because you forgot to wish.
Granted you never stop eating and you your family kills you to save on the food bill. NOM NOM NOM!

I wish that I knew how to make these pictures on the wall here. All shiny and artistic like.
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Who wouldnt want a spine like that? And nice edit because you forgot to wish.
Granted you never stop eating and you your family kills you to save on the food bill. NOM NOM NOM!

I wish that I knew how to make these pictures on the wall here. All shiny and artistic like.


Granted but they come to life, rape your fields and pillage your women.


i wish i could remember the dream i had last night
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Granted. You got raped by the Shamwow guy.

I wish I had more tic tacks.

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Granted but they're acutually tacks. ( i love typos)


i wish i had Half life 2 ....holy crap someone just gifted it to me on steam.....i love this thread.


I wish i had a butterfly knife.
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Granted, but it attacked you and flew away on its little butterfly wings.

I wish I could think about how to kill someone and watch it happen before my very eyes.

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Granted. However, it is the person you love the most.


I wish Alice would at least get more creative with her wish grants, cuz she's been ending every one with either "it eats you" or "it kills you"

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