AWKWARD ZOMBIE

All of the available jobs are like a 20 minute drive from my house, and I can't drive yet.

^Saaaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeeeee. The only two I've found that are hiring near me is a gas station and the library, so I'm trying to get hired there.

All the cereal is stale because chad doesn't roll the bag down. -n-

Clothes shopping.

whaaaaaaaaat?!

Do they not have INSECTS in Canada?

Do you not get BUGS in your STUFF? D:

Colder regions, like Canada, have less reason to worry about bugs.

We lived in an apartment in Tennessee from 2008-2010 that was prone to infestation because the neighbors were filthy, and Mom would crank the heat up to 80° all winter long. Being unable to take that sort of heat, I sealed my air vent by taping cardboard over it, put a blanket in front of the door, and opened my window.
My room was 30-50° all winter and I was able to leave a plate of food on my desk all day and eat it at whatever pace I wanted.
Mom kept asking how I kept the bugs out of my room and didn't really take to the idea of letting the apartment reach freezing tempuratures. So she just complained all winter.

If you want to get rid of bugs, let's your house get cold. Warm locations only allow them to multiply.

Airra gets it.

that show i killed the fruit flies in my apartment when i wasnt home for like a month. i just opened my windows and left for a few days and EVERYTHING died.

it was gr8. now my place is p.clean.


they boxes are closed, but just the way bags were left open and unrolled. Tuxedo Mask is a savage.

Unfortunately, that trick didn't work in Florida.

The place where people celebrate Christmas by having pool parties and knocking beachballs into the street while blasting Celebrate the Sun all over the neighborhood in 85°F weather.
Not a single exaggeration.

It's the 14th of December of the year 2015 of our lord and savior Bahamut and it's still 70 degrees here. I want some snow dang it.

I need me some snow, too. 68° here.

Dropped down to 28° after a lot of rain last week.
I was a bit disappointed it couldn't have been colder and the rain couldn't have been later.

Yea, it got to mid twenties a few weeks ago here, but no snow came from it, and now it's warm enough that I'm starting to think winter is over. RIP.

it was 82 degrees friday. saturday we had a moderate wind and then it finally looked like october!

then it rained all day sunday and now it's like....50 something. still not Proper christmas weather but, i'll take it.

It rained here all last night, but it's still in the low 60s. I want freezing cold weather already so that I can complain about how cold it is and barge into my sister's room and throw a snowball at her.

I tried to do that to my brother when I was little, but Mom caught me first.

So! Last year!
In the middle of summer!
IN FLORIDA!!
I scraped ice particles out of the freezer that had built up for a year and a half!
And I rolled them into a ball!
And I threw it in my brother's face!
Outside!
In the middle of 102° weather!!

He never saw it coming.

Oh man, messing with siblings is great. Me and my younger sister have basically made it into an ongoing competition. Once when we were little (and I was stupid) she said to me "hey! let's see who can roll down the stairs the fastest!" and I, for some reason, agreed. So when I started to roll down them, she didn't and just laughed at me. Ended up with a bloody nose. I'm honestly amazed by the fact that one of us didn't die growing up.

And daisies, this thread is starting to derail, haha.