AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Syobon is the drunkest mother fucker around.
So cool.

Not really.

You must learn from the elder gods then.
Also keep practicing drinking with your feet.

I can drink with my mouth.

Well aren't you Mr.Dr.Phancypantsdrinkswithhismouth

Oh shit fuck that was so retarded. I was laughing my booty off.

I have had gas nonstop for the past two days. Whyyy

Daisies Americans and their cheap gasoline.

Edit: hah I actually wrote out daisies instead of letting the filter do its job. This forum is starting to affect my mind and vocabulary.

I don't wear filters so I remain unaffected :B

i dealt with my light hangover my having a sausage butty in the morning and then i ate nothing really apart from water until around 6 when i had a big pizza and i don't know if i'll have anything again tonight

really i was fortunate i stopped drinking when i did otherwise it would've been much worse, it wasn't so much the quantity but rather i mixed my drinks too much and that's bad. Each time I feel bad after a party or box social or whatever i always say "Oh next time I won't drink so much" and etc but rarely i stick to it lol

Everyone always talks about how bad it is to mix drinks but that's never affected me.

Try mixing beer with beer, it's great.

Tales? Tales, I require explanation.

It isn't because the drinks are mixed, it's because mixing drinks makes you underestimate how much you've already had.