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Yaranaika?

"Ari" (8:15:27 PM): one of which being your mom
Ferret Buccaneer (8:15:27 PM): ** ididyourmother has joined
<Ritty> ididyourmother: Daddy?
<ididyourmother> Ritty: ... i was drunk!

[5/16/2009 10:07:55 PM]
[5/16/2009 10:08:42 PM | Edited 10:08:46 PM] KT: I got a cock ring.
[5/16/2009 10:08:46 PM] KT: Yeah, I proposed to my dick.
[5/16/2009 10:09:05 PM] KT: It of course said yes, I was so excited.
[5/16/2009 10:09:10 PM] KT: Then we broke up. It spit at me.
[5/16/2009 10:09:24 PM] KT: That wasn't fun.

KT notices he's not coming. Stupid pussy.
[4:13:19 PM] Sol Badguy: Which reminds me.
[4:24:22 PM] KT: ...

[9:03:47 PM] Unbalanced: Hide Loaf
[9:03:48 PM] Laharl: In Shaggy's booty.

Sure.

What?

If you don't want to do it, I will.

Threesome?

[12:54:19 AM] Clovis Fox: Clovis Fox crab walks out of the chat
[12:54:19 AM] Laharl: He was badass.

[6:38:11 PM] Laharl: Change subject?
[6:38:18 PM] Unbalanced: DEAD BABY ANIMALS
[6:38:23 PM] Überfraulein: DISCUSS
[6:38:24 PM] *** Laharl has left ***

[9:20:39 PM] Lyra: HEY ODY
[9:20:43 PM] The Tea Canister: YES?
[9:20:46 PM] Lyra: [9:18 PM] Katida: I'm a koala for your love
[9:20:48 PM] Lyra: oh shit
[9:20:50 PM] Lyra: wrong one
[9:20:52 PM] The Tea Canister: ...

[9:57:12 PM] Lyra: she wants to touch me ooh ooh
[9:57:14 PM] ÜberDef: I LOVE THAT COMIC

[9:06:55 PM] Unbalanced: NUTELLA
[9:06:56 PM] Reguna Jenkins: IN BED
[9:06:56 PM] Unbalanced: IS
[9:06:57 PM] Unbalanced: AWESOME

[9:29:02 PM] Shaggy: lawl
[9:29:18 PM] Shaggy: My trainer dude's name is "Cobalt Rose" XD
[9:29:22 PM] Game Angel: rose?
[9:31:07 PM] Game Angel: alan and cobalt?
[9:31:08 PM] Lyrasen: ...no
[9:31:16 PM] Game Angel: WAIT NO IT'S SETH
[9:31:17 PM] Game Angel: SETH
[9:31:17 PM] Shaggy: Alan and Cobalt.
[9:31:19 PM] Game Angel: SETH?
[9:31:21 PM] Game Angel: SETH.
[9:31:27 PM] Game Angel: HIS NAME IS NOW SETH
[9:31:40 PM] Shaggy: lawl Angie
Seth & Cobalt
[9:31:45 PM] Game Angel: seth.
[9:31:48 PM] Game Angel: definitely

[9:32:51 PM] ÜberDef: Cobalt and Rhodium.
[9:32:52 PM] Game Angel: K TIME TO PLAY VEEDEU GAMES
[9:33:03 PM] Game Angel: Seth Rhodium
[9:33:03 PM] SBKT: I'm gonna let my sugars drop.
[9:33:04 PM] Unbalanced: WHAT VEEDEU GAMES
[9:33:08 PM] Shaggy: Rhodium? lawl, elements
[9:33:10 PM] ÜberDef: No! Wait.
[9:33:12 PM] Game Angel: TEE EFF TWO
[9:33:15 PM] ÜberDef: Cobalt and Meitnerium.

[9:33:34 PM] ÜberDef: YOU BORON
[spoiler]MORON RHYMES WITH BORON GET IT[/spoiler]
[9:33:51 PM] ÜberDef: ARRRRRRRRRRGon
[spoiler]ARG[/spoiler]
[9:34:12 PM] ÜberDef: What up, my bromine.
[spoiler]What up, my bro.[/spoiler]
[9:34:38 PM] ÜberDef: YOU CAN facebattle MY ARSENIC.
[spoiler]YOU CAN facebattle MY ARSE.[/spoiler]
[9:35:24 PM] ÜberDef: I think that you are The One, Neon.
[spoiler]I think that you are The One, Neo.[/spoiler]
[9:35:02 PM] ÜberDef: Yeah, and you know what I zinc?
[spoiler] Yeah, and you know what I think?[/spoiler]
[9:36:28 PM] ÜberDef: Io'dine at this fancy restaurant.
[spoiler]I'll dine at this fancy restaurant.[/spoiler]
[9:37:56 PM] ÜberDef: Does he have a pierced TUNGsten?
[spoiler]Does he have a pierced tongue?[/spoiler]
[9:38:36 PM] ÜberDef: Rub-a-dub-dubnium.
[spoiler]Rub-a-dub-dub.[/spoiler]
[9:39:21 PM] ÜberDef: CALL 1-800-BAR(ium)-NONE
[spoiler]CALL 1-800-BAR-NONE (You know, from that one annoying commercial with the dog puppet)[/spoiler]
[9:40:41 PM] ÜberDef: I'll take haf(nium).
[spoiler]I'll take half.[/spoiler]
[9:45:20 PM] ÜberDef: Cal(cium) Ripkin Jr.
[spoiler]Cal Ripkin Jr.[/spoiler]
[9:45:58 PM] ÜberDef: So'dium it necessary.
[spoiler]So deem it necessary.[/spoiler]
[9:46:19 PM] ÜberDef: Hy, drogen!
[spoiler]Hi, drogen![/spoiler]
[9:47:08 PM] ÜberDef: I'M BILLY MAYS AND I'M HERE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT OXY GEN.
[spoiler]Obvious.[/spoiler]
[9:47:44 PM] ÜberDef: VANA(dium) WHITE.
[spoiler]Vanna White, the woman who goes up to the board in Wheel of Fortune[/spoiler]
[9:48:50 PM] ÜberDef: What's happi'Tin?
[spoiler]What's happenin'?[/spoiler]
[9:49:59 PM] ÜberDef: Sulfur dinner, we're having pizza.
[spoiler]So, for dinner, we're having pizza.[/spoiler]
[9:50:25 PM] ÜberDef: Live long and phosphor(ous).
[spoiler]Live long and prosper.[/spoiler]
[9:50:59 PM] ÜberDef: Wrath of (sili)CON!
[spoiler]Wrath of Khan![/spoiler]
[9:51:39 PM] ÜberDef: Wait, I got a better one for tin. OH CAPTIN MY CAPTIN.
[spoiler]Obvious.[/spoiler]
[9:53:23 PM] ÜberDef: I'm in a boat at night, so I guess I'm Nit'rogen!
[spoiler]I'm in a boat at night, so I guess I'm night rowin'![/spoiler]
[9:54:31 PM] ÜberDef: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, COPPERS!
[spoiler]If you can't figure that one out, I can't help you.[/spoiler]
[9:54:48 PM] ÜberDef: Nick'el do it.
[spoiler]Nick will (Nick'll) do it[/spoiler]
[9:56:02 PM] ÜberDef: HEL(ium) BOY! HEL!
[spoiler]HEEL BOY! HEEL![/spoiler]
[9:57:25 PM] ÜberDef: HIT THE FLUOR(ine)!
[spoiler]HIT THE FLOOR![/spoiler]
[9:58:25 PM] ÜberDef: He's hanging out over at the Krypton the hill.
[spoiler]He's hanging out over at the crypt on the hill.[/spoiler]
[9:59:52 PM] ÜberDef: Your Biscaterpillar evolved into a Bismuth!
[spoiler]Your Biscaterpillar evolved into a Bis-moth[/spoiler]
[10:10:01 PM] ÜberDef: ...And so, we wed these two in holy antimony...
[spoiler]...And so, we wed these two in holy matrimony.[/spoiler]
[10:11:33 PM] ÜberDef: This is a great pastronti(um) Sandwich!
[spoiler] This is a great pastrami sandwich![/spoiler]
[10:13:47 PM] ÜberDef: Don't just tap one booty, tap pot'booty(ium)!
[spoiler]Don't just tap one booty, tap bot' booty! (Both booty)[/spoiler]
[10:15:08 PM] ÜberDef: ...Yeah, that last one was a stretch, I ces(ium) that now.
[spoiler] ...Yeah, that last one was a stretch, I sees that now.[/spoiler]
[10:16:45 PM] ÜberDef: Hey there, Franc(ium).
[spoiler]Hey there, Frank.[/spoiler]