AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I remember having 3 double shots of Jack Daniels with a couple cans of beer.

The fact that I can say "remember" is enough for me to be proud of myself. Most everyone I know considers me scrawny.

The first time I got hungover was a couple years ago off Fireball Whiskey. It was about 40%, but it didn't burn like most strong alcoholic drinks do. It did, however, burn like those cinnamon candy hearts, which I, at the time, loved. The burn of alcohol usually slows me down with such strong drinks, but because I didn't get that and it tasted so good, I simply didn't realize how much I was actually drinking. By the end of the night I was hurling my guts out, and the whole next time I had to lay in bed and focus completely on not puking lest I run back to the bathroom and continue retching. Afterwards I couldn't stand the taste of cinnamon candy/gum/etc for a very long time. Even now I'm not the biggest fan of it anymore, though it doesn't sicken me anymore.

The second time I got hungover was when I accidentally drank a little too much prescription cough syrup. I almost instantly felt sick, dehydrated and disoriented for most of the day.

And that's pretty much it. Ever since my tolerance to alcohol has diminished and if I drink so much as two bottles of beer within a couple hours, if I don't drink a couple glasses or have something to eat, I begin feeling a little nauseated.

Can we all talk about what sucks?

When your belt buckles catches the pubic hair that runs up to your belly button.
And tears it out when you move.

Not fun.

I don't usually expound on my sex life or anything like that, but I feel compelled to say that I have discovered that it is really really uncomfortable to drive directly after having sex for like two hours in an exceptionally hot room.

Next time I will def shower first jesus christ

I've been so moody lately. Seems a bit early for my period. Must be have a reverse reaction from last year, coming early as apposed to being 5 months late.

I had fireball whiskey for the first time a couple weeks ago. All I could say was "holy booty!".

Not because it was bad, but because I'd completely underestimated it. I was told it wouldn't feel like alcohol, but it was like eating an extremely mellow Altoid. I could've drunk the whole daisies thing and not thought anything of it.

It's definitely on my list for when I'm 21.

Yeah you should because with that

LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES.

I am pop flyin' to say that the one time I did decide to drink beverages of the alcoholic variety, I experienced no hangover afterward. But that might be because I had been drinking water in between that bottle of Kraken I took out almost by myself. There was about a half bottle of mead in there too, along with a screwdriver, but like I said, I'd been drinking water. So that's probably what saved me.

Eating a bacon sandwich can also eliminate the chances of a hangover from what I've heard. Something about the salt and fat counteracting the alcohol, with bread doing its absorption thing.

Holy carp vax.
Thanks for making me feel bad for not nearly being able to do it that long.

there were probably a lot of breaks

yeah

sex usually isn't just straight pounding it up the whole time

unless you found/are a guy with an iron dick and you found/are a chick with a metal vagoosh.

Hangovers are mostly from dehydration and esophagus getting inflamed from the alcohol. Drinking water in between drinks is the best way to save yourself.

Still holy crap that's long

I've always had a naturally high tolerance and a few years of training have probably put me in the high tier of drinking, especially for my weight class. Still, occasionally I've encountered Elder Gods on my travels that down 7 beers in less than 20 seconds without flinching and things like that.