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BurntToShreds' Interview with [Insert Fail]

First off are you a guy or girl

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like, "Dayum gurl lookit dat buttooooooh god help it's crushing me oh god help-"

That's when the police were called.

What hobbies do you have? anything interesting?

Standard fare of videogames and drawing. I love playing volleyball, like man I can play that for a few hours and not even notice the time go by, and also like exercising. Can't exercise on my own though - I can't be assed to just do crunches at home for a half-hour - I like going to a gym.

I also like to dance, and by "I like to dance" I mean I like to go into a dark, isolated room and flail my arms and legs about in some semblance of rhythm.

What is your favorite food?

I never liked this question because I don't have a favorite food. I just have a lot of things I love to eat LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT CUCUMBERS they are delicious and I will eat them whole. People will joke about penises but hey if you want to imagine me chomping down on your penis with my teeth that are pointy and sharp I ain't gonna judge. (I also will sometimes really crave lettuce and will just chop up a small bowl of it and eat it as-is. I hate salad dressing.)

No wait I am making myself sound really ridiculously healthy, and that is a lie. I drink stupid amounts of Pepsi. I've actually stopped eating candy quite a bit (like, maybe have something once a week) but I am still a sucker for baked goods and I have to stop it but I don't want to ever stop.

What is it like where you live? Do you have anything interesting to do around there?

Weeeeeeeell, currently I am living in a hotel outside of Atlanta, Georgia. Moved here because my mom finally got a job, but it was down here (was living in St. Louis, MO) and I couldn't support myself with the hours I was getting at my two jobs so I moved with her. It is p. boring because this hotel is right off a highway and the only thing to do is visit one of the three gas stations. I want a jeeeerb so I can save up and move away forever.

What's your favorite TV show and why?

I don't watch a ton of television, tbh. I like a few sitcoms and some popular dramas, but nothing out of the ordinary. I miss Crossing Jordan, though. Also Miami Ink.

What kinds of music do you enjoy the most?

Rock, alternative, and "indie". Overall, I will enjoy anything if it has a really great beat. I've always been more of an instrumental person. Violin, piano, and ukelele are my favorite instruments.

Right now I've been on another K-pop binge (comes and goes), mostly Girls Generation. I can't stop. I've been infected.

Finally, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Is this a joke about sex

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BurntToShreds' Interview with Cafall

A+

Motherfucking artful

Amazing.

S-Sugoi...

Best interview yet.

ahahaha sasuga cafall-niisan
10/10

Burnt could I do a couple interviews?

I love this thread.

Sure, be my guest.

shit i need to do interviews

i should DO THAT YEAH

No. The only people who are allowed to do interviews in this thread are Terram, Vax, and me. I hope you're okay with that. I mean, if everyone was allowed to interview people it would be really disorganized.

I have sent an interview to Insert Fail.