AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Now that I have regular internet access again, it has just occurred to me that I may never see daylight again.

Fixing sleep schedules is hard.

Had to mom's boyfriend's car out of the driveway at 6am because the battery died. Spent an hour trying to replace it in the cold. Stupid fucking Kia

So, I noticed that the charging light on my new tablet is essentially a laser pointer LED.

I will miss having the convenience of vision.

People drive like idiots in the snow:c

Was making dinner for my roommate since she had family drama that kicked her out of her parents' thanksgiving dinner. She picked out what she wanted and told me she'd be home right after work.

An hour after I'd originally planned to have food done, she's still not back, and she won't answer about when she'll be here.

My mother is a tyrannosaur.

In disguise.

I know this, because she has the heaviest steps.
Like, no attempt to soften each foot's landing.
Just really heavy marching sound.
Like, heeeeeavy.
Stamp. Stamp. Stump. Stomp. Thunk.


Thus, I am half bird.
Tweet.

real talk, I'd love to be a dinosaur, no scaly.

I still don't have a good camera to take pictures of my hype booty miniature painting skillz.

I'd love to be a robot, myself,
With auto repairing nanobots.

Then I wouldn't have to be paranoid over my health anymore oh dear I kicked my chair leg my foot might need to be amputated.


And I would be able to scan all of these paper drawings I did.
I need a scanner.

I want cybernetic limbs.

I really ought to just start serving Mom a piece of charcoal smothered in cheese on bread.
There is almost bodaciously no difference in that and what she makes me cook them.

Oh, food timer (smoke detector) just went off. Her burger is ready.

Last year when I got my eyes checked, the optometrist told me I had some loose pigment in my right eye and was at risk for glaucoma. Well now for the past month my vision keeps going hazy in my right eye. Usually only lasts a minute or so, but the past week it's been lasting up to ten minutes at a time. RIP my eyesight I guess.

WHich one is the eye floater floatybits? My mom had that, had surgery done to fix it.

I'm pretty much fucked, but here's hoping it takes a while to hit me!

I don't get eye floaters that much, my vision just gets blurry in general. It feels like my glasses are dirty when it happens, but they're not.

well shit. I'm getting sick during hell week for music students. And I have three presentations due. I have the majority of work done for all of them, but I'm going to feel gross the entire time, meaning my presentation skills will be not-great. auuuuuugh

I didn't have any scissors or decent mirror for most of summer, so my hair grew out more than I usually let it. So, it now blocks my view whenever I look down.

I also still lack an image scanning option. Grr.