AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[10:55:29 PM] Parellol says: A shoe to the trousers.
[10:55:40 PM] The Tea Canister says: I went into my Wii's system settings to check something.
[10:55:44 PM] The Tea Canister says: And this error message popped up.

[3:22:16 AM] Yeili: Do you know how to actually TURN OFF a street light?
[3:22:30 AM] Sceb: Shoot it.
[3:22:34 AM] Sceb: With BEES.

This is you: http://www.freakyzoo.com/images/Ugly%20Ass%20Wombat.jpg
[23:16:10] Dr. Goatee: IT SO IS

Airigh: Hopefully mom can find me a computer that's less than three years old.
SBKT: You can't be stingy with computers.
Airigh: I know that. Hence the "Hopefully". I'll take what I can get.
SBKT: No, you're going to wail on your mother with a lead pipe as if you're playing River City Ransom until she says BARF and drops a coin, then you rinse and repeat with a bunch of other people. Then you go buy Acro Circus and go wreck Best Buy.
Airigh: o.o WTF

[9:07:31 PM] Darby: He got a bit too big for the MANTHONG, I guess
[9:07:33 PM] Unbalanced: YES
[9:07:34 PM] Unbalanced: SO SAD

[8:06:53 PM] Yeili: RETSUPURAE GOT BANNED?!
[8:06:57 PM] Darby: He got a bit too big for the MANTHONG, I guess

[5:31:44 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: no
[5:32:55 PM] Katida: Katida gets in his car
[5:32:59 PM] Katida: Katida drives over to katida
[5:33:08 PM] Katida: Katida slams on his breaks and drifts in an awesome way
[5:33:18 PM] Katida: Katida jumps out the window, landing infront of Bunyip
[5:33:20 PM] Katida: Yes.
[5:33:22 PM] Katida: Oh dear god yes.
[5:33:25 PM] Katida: Now get in the car
[5:33:27 PM] Katida: Katida picks up Bunyip
[5:33:27 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: D8
[5:33:30 PM | Edited 5:33:33 PM] Katida: Katida puts her in the car
[5:33:32 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: D88
[5:33:34 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: AHH
[5:33:37 PM] Katida: Katida fastens her seatbelt
[5:33:38 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: SOMEONE HELP
[5:33:43 PM] Katida: Katida kisses her on the cheek
[5:33:46 PM] Katida: Katida jumps in through the window
[5:33:49 PM] Katida: Katida drives off
[5:33:54 PM] Katida: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD
[5:33:54 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: AHHH HE'S STEALING ME IN HIS CQAR
[5:33:56 PM] Katida: WOOOO
[5:34:00 PM] Katida: WORLD OF DISNEY
[5:34:01 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: Oh shi-
[5:34:08 PM] Katida: have fun, Bunyip
[5:34:12 PM] Katida: we're going to see GOOFY AND DONALD
[5:34:14 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: WORSE PUNISHMENT EVER DON'T DO THIS TO ME
[5:34:15 PM] Katida: AND POSSIBLY MICKEY
[5:34:16 PM] Dr. Goatee: *leaps onto the car*
[5:34:18 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYY
[5:34:22 PM] Dr. Goatee: HAHA, I AM
[5:34:32 PM] Dr. Goatee: THE SCARLETT PUMPERNICKLER
[5:34:33 PM] Katida: Katida slams on the breaks
[5:34:37 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: 8D
[5:34:40 PM] Dr. Goatee: haha, pumper, I hardly knew her
[5:34:40 PM] Katida: Katida makes dark fall off the car
[5:34:43 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: D8
[5:34:45 PM] Dr. Goatee: I AM NOT DARK
[5:34:47 PM] Dr. Goatee: I AM
[5:34:51 PM] Dr. Goatee: We've been through this
[5:34:54 PM] Katida: yeah
[5:34:57 PM] Katida: Katida gets out of the car
[5:34:59 PM] Dr. Goatee: Goddamnit, why can't you remember your lines
[5:34:59 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: UM
[5:35:01 PM] Dr. Goatee: anyway
[5:35:03 PM] Katida: Katida picks up dark
[5:35:03 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: HEY
[5:35:06 PM] Katida: Katida puts him in the back seat
[5:35:10 PM] Dr. Goatee: HALT, CRIMINAL SCUM
[5:35:11 PM] Katida: Katida drives off to disney world
[5:35:13 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: oh shi-
[5:35:17 PM] Dr. Goatee: ohey Bunyip
[5:35:18 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: AW COME ONNNN
[5:35:19 PM] Katida: quiet, we're gonna hit a truck stop sooner or later
[5:35:21 PM] Dr. Goatee: guess we're going to disneyworld
[5:35:22 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: oh hai Dark
[5:35:29 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: I guess so.
[5:35:29 PM] Katida: doo doo doo
[5:35:32 PM] Dr. Goatee: guess what
[5:35:40 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: Chip and Dale.......Chip and Dalle...D8
[5:35:41 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: What
[5:35:47 PM] Katida: rescue rangers~
[5:35:48 PM] Dr. Goatee: See, this is my car right
[5:35:56 PM] Dr. Goatee: and there's this ejector seat under the driviers seat
[5:35:57 PM] Dr. Goatee: Don't ask why
[5:36:01 PM] Katida: ...
[5:36:06 PM] Dr. Goatee: *pushes button*
[5:36:10 PM] Katida: Katida ejects
[5:36:12 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: oh SHIIIIIiiiiiiii
[5:36:15 PM] Katida: Katida slams his head on the roof of the car
[5:36:16 PM] Katida: FUCK
[5:36:17 PM] Katida: OW
[5:36:18 PM] Katida: MY NECK
[5:36:22 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: EW WHAT IS THIS ALL OVER US
[5:36:23 PM] Dr. Goatee: LOOKS LIKE TEAM ROCKET IS BLASTING OFF AGAIN! HAHA
[5:36:28 PM] Dr. Goatee: Don't. ask.
[5:36:29 PM] Katida: WHY DIDN'T YOU MAKE IT SO THE ROOF OPENS UP
[5:36:31 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: *twinkle*
[5:36:36 PM] Dr. Goatee: *steals Bunyip back*
[5:36:39 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: 8D
[5:36:43 PM] Katida: I think my neck is broken
[5:36:46 PM] Katida: I can't move my legs
[5:36:47 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: oh noes
[5:36:50 PM] Katida: and I'm not moving my hand like that
[5:36:50 PM] Dr. Goatee: Yeah
[5:36:56 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: THE GAS IS LEAKING
[5:36:59 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: IT'S GUN BLOW
[5:37:07 PM] Dr. Goatee: *pushes Bunyip behind a rock*
[5:37:08 PM] Katida: my pinky is twitching
[5:37:19 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: AH
[5:37:24 PM] Dr. Goatee: Looks like your caught in the car
[5:37:29 PM] Dr. Goatee: With the way its leaking
[5:37:35 PM] Dr. Goatee: The car will blow in 5 minutes
[5:37:40 PM] Dr. Goatee: It'll take 10 to saw through the pipes
[5:37:41 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: HELP HIM WHILE I LOOK HOT WAY OVER HERE WHERE IT'S SAFE
[5:37:50 PM] Dr. Goatee: STONE COLD MAN
[5:37:58 PM] Katida: get me out of this car!
[5:38:00 PM] Dr. Goatee: *tosses Loaf a saw*
[5:38:05 PM] Dr. Goatee: Also
[5:38:07 PM] Katida: I can't move you bastard!
[5:38:09 PM] Dr. Goatee: The car
[5:38:13 PM] Dr. Goatee: runs on jello, not gas
[5:38:23 PM] Dr. Goatee: *props Bunyip on a horse and rides off*
[5:38:27 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: Then what was leaking?
[5:38:29 PM] Katida: oh good so I didn't shit myself
[5:38:33 PM] Katida: it was just jello on my pants
[5:38:42 PM] Dr. Goatee: The jello I didn't finish let coooling
[5:38:45 PM] Dr. Goatee: It takes forever
[5:38:50 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: GLAD THE HORSE RODE US SO FAR AWAY THAT WE COULDN'T HEAR THAT
[5:38:56 PM] Katida: Katida bites the saw, gripping it in his mouth
[5:38:57 PM] Dr. Goatee: TOTALLY
[5:39:01 PM] Katida: Katida cries as he cuts off his legs
[5:39:10 PM] Dr. Goatee: *phone rings*
[5:39:14 PM] Dr. Goatee: ring ring
[5:39:25 PM] Katida: Katida spits out saw
[5:39:30 PM] Katida: Katida picks up phone
[5:39:31 PM] Katida: hello?
[5:39:35 PM] Dr. Goatee: ring ring
[5:39:43 PM] *** Unbalanced has changed the conversation topic to "ITT: I don't even know" ***
[5:39:53 PM] Dr. Goatee: YOU HAVE A BAD CONNECTION
[5:39:58 PM] Katida: HELLO
[5:40:08 PM] Dr. Goatee: And that kids
[5:40:13 PM] Dr. Goatee: Is how Canada was formed
[5:40:23 PM] Dr. Goatee: Cause we're...
[5:40:26 PM] Unbalanced: YAAAAAAAAAAY
[5:40:35 PM] Dr. Goatee: THE ARISTOCRATS
[5:40:45 PM] Unbalanced: LE GASP
[5:40:45 PM] Katida: I would dance but I have no legs
[5:41:16 PM] Dr. Goatee: On the bright side
[5:41:44 PM] Dr. Goatee: We -do- have an opening for Tiny Tim in the next production "A Christmas Carol 2252"
[5:42:01 PM] Dr. Goatee: Space age Christmas story with realistic blood and tits, and some moral stuff
[5:42:26 PM] Katida: does it have the muppets?
[5:42:37 PM] Dr. Goatee: Of course
[5:42:42 PM] Dr. Goatee: They play the townsfolk
[5:42:54 PM] Katida: sweet
[5:43:00 PM] Katida: Katida opens up the car door
[5:43:04 PM] Katida: Katida stumbles out
[5:43:12 PM] Katida: someone cut off my arms, I wanna be like that dad in the oblongs
[5:43:28 PM] Unbalanced: WHERE DID THAT SHOW GO
[5:43:34 PM] Unbalanced: IT JUST DISSAPEARED
[5:43:36 PM] Dr. Goatee: CANCELLED TOWN
[5:43:48 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: OH SHIT
[5:43:53 PM] DokiDokiDokDookie: OH SHITOHSHITOHSHITOHOSEGOS:EGSJIEFGSJE

[6:01:43 PM] Almajareh Jenkins says: Yeili has cake in shaggy soft, shaggy hair.
[6:01:48 PM] Überfraulein says: THE LICE WON'T GO AWAY
[6:01:56 PM] Almajareh Jenkins says: ...
[6:02:15 PM] Almajareh Jenkins says: Are you calling Yeili lice?
[6:02:25 PM] Yeili says: ...I...
[6:02:29 PM] Yeili says: Angie, how could you...

[9:47:01 PM] Clovis Fox: OLD MAN PENIS
[9:47:01 PM] KT: ...
[9:47:03 PM | Edited 9:47:05 PM] Clovis Fox: SO WRINKLY

[9:50:14 PM] *** Yeili ejected Katida from this conversation. ***
[9:50:15 PM] Katida: Katida pats himself on the back
[9:50:19 PM] Katida: oh god damnit
[9:50:21 PM] The Tea Canister: ...
[9:50:21 PM] Katida: wait
[9:50:25 PM] The Tea Canister: HOW IS HE STILL HERE?
[9:50:25 PM] Katida: why can I still talk
[9:50:28 PM] Katida: ha ha ah!
[9:50:28 PM] Yeili: What...the...hell?
[9:50:30 PM] Katida: I AM JESUS NOW
[9:50:32 PM] *** Yeili ejected Katida from this conversation. ***

[9:50:43 PM] Yeili: I AM GOOOOOOOD.
[9:50:46 PM] The Tea Canister: In bed.
[9:50:47 PM] The Tea Canister: YESZ.
[9:50:50 PM] Yeili: YOU CANNOT OVERCOME ME.
[9:50:54 PM] Unbalanced: in bed
[9:50:54 PM] Yeili: PUN INTENDED.
[9:50:55 PM] The Tea Canister: In bed.

Dragobunny:(( They've added alot of dragons to dragon cave since you left ))
FMAWolf: ((I've seen them popping up on AZ))
Dragobunny: (( they look nice huh? they took DC down for like a month and they fixed all the bugs ))
FMAWolf: ((My antivirus still goes fucking nuts when I acsess it))
FMAWolf: ((*Antisoyware))
FMAWolf: ((FFFT SPYWARE))
FMAWolf: ((Antisoyware.. xD))
Dragobunny: (( serious? that's Very strange cause Mine is AVG and it doesn't go wonky ))
Dragobunny: (( FUCKYOUTOFU GO BACK TO THE SOY AYBSS WHICH THOU HAST SPAWNED ))
FMAWolf: ((HELL YES.))
FMAWolf: ((Just like there is no such thing as Soy milk eh?))
FMAWolf: ((Its soy JUICE. ))
Dragobunny: (( XD I like tofu... and chocolate soymilk ))
Dragobunny: (( AND SOYSAUCE ))
FMAWolf: (There is no soy milk because there is no soy tiddy now is there?))
FMAWolf: ((...I blame Lewis Black for that.))

[6:09:15 PM] Reguna Jenkins: Also...
[6:09:18 PM] Reguna Jenkins: Yeili...
[6:09:23 PM] Reguna Jenkins: Our accounts...
[6:09:25 PM] Reguna Jenkins: Kinda...
[6:09:29 PM] Reguna Jenkins: Un-linked....
[6:09:39 PM] KT: What...
[6:09:40 PM] KT: The...
[6:09:42 PM] KT: Fuck...
[6:09:44 PM] KT: Is...
[6:09:46 PM] KT: Going...
[6:09:48 PM] KT: On...
[6:09:54 PM] Reguna Jenkins: Are...
[6:09:57 PM] Reguna Jenkins: You...
[6:10:00 PM] Reguna Jenkins: Having...
[6:10:01 PM] Reguna Jenkins: Fun...?
[6:10:07 PM] KT: Not...
[6:10:08 PM] KT: At...
[6:10:11 PM] KT: All...
[6:10:12 PM] Katida: what
[6:10:13 PM] KT: I'm...
[6:10:15 PM] KT: Just...
[6:10:17 PM] KT: Being...
[6:10:18 PM] KT: A...
[6:10:20 PM] KT: Pest...
[6:10:22 PM] KT: Because...
[6:10:23 PM] KT: You...
[6:10:24 PM] KT: Are...
[6:10:52 PM] Reguna Jenkins: You're making me think you don't have enought air to say something.

[9:11:38 PM] KT: I like the Demowoman.
[9:11:41 PM] KT: I'd totally hit it.
[9:11:42 PM] Überfraulein: Me too

I GUESS I'M BISEXUAL NOW

"Ari" (4:56:17 PM): GAY POWERS
"Ari" (4:56:18 PM): ACTIVATE
Ferret Buccaneer (4:56:21 PM): FORM OF
Ferret Buccaneer (4:56:27 PM): A GIANT
"Ari" (4:56:30 PM): PENIS
Ferret Buccaneer (4:56:30 PM): PENIS