AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Guys you're killing me, haha.

Anyway, we went to a pub two days ago and ran into an older guy who was an acquittance of one of us. He also happened to work IT in the college of another one of us. So he stayed with us with rest of the evening, which was kind of weird but we didn't think too much of it seeing that we were drunk. Then the next day the other guy went to IT and the older dude was there, and he had apparently memorised the guy's 9-digit Student ID. Creepy.

Next time I shower I'll try not to forget to bring a towel.

I'm never sure how to respond to someone taking my mention of a high pain tolerance as a stepping stone to confess to being...... 'excited' by pain.

I just played dumb and talked about punching, which I think went over well.

Flexed my finger while driving the other day, trying to go into Fallout's 3rd person.

I'm losing control of my life.

That would be so useful for seeing around corners and parking.

Careful. Next step is using the toilet to avoid dehydration.

Everybody knows you should use the sink, the toilet gives you like a billion rads and no health

*You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen.*

What are you all on about now?

Making a 'bot infection' joke after they were cleaned up

More like Slo Reaper amirite

Боюсь, я не понимаю, товарищ.

That momment when you know someone is pining away to facebattle you but you also feel like your about to vomit everywhere.

Good choise just let it hang man, just let it hang.

GO ahead and slap me Willow, but I laughed. Loudly

So today I was getting a haircut. And I like am just sitting in the chair while the young hair cutress (?) hacks away at my head. We're chatting and stuff like you're supposed to, and she's fairly young and pretty or whatever. So then we're done and she's like "want some product in your hair?" And I'd normally just say like "yes" or maybe "no." But today I went for the full, unnecessary explanation of "nah, it's not like I'm doing anything tonight."

Which doesn't sound awkward, but then I realized it sounded like I was hitting on her and hinting that I wanted to go out tonight. idk maybe it wasn't actually awkward but then I go "oh I didn't mean that like I was hitting on you."

Which made it....really awkward. And then I gave her a decent tip, which probably made it more awkward, and...and...

(this really doesn't sound too bad but asgahsgdgs I guess you had to be there)

Shoooooosh

so I ran into my mom att he bus terminala few days ago.
It would have been fine if he had just left me alone
BUT NOPE.
Full hug
kisses.
Eugh.