AWKWARD ZOMBIE

My guess is somebody tried to merc the PETA activists, who then proceeded to have horrible aim with his bucket of bacon acid, thus preventing both a villager, and mafia death. As for leads, we can either RL or go off of one of the leads I came up with from the cryptic message I recieved in the dead of night. As for what to do, that depends on how willing everyone is to trust the BLT...so far all we can assume is that it IS one of them, and that it's most likely Kevin Bacon.

Since such is the case, we can either choose to lynch anyone OTHER than those two, since it's he's probably not going to sell out mafia, or we can choose one of them to lynch from given revers psychology.

Then again, there's also the very likely possibility that he's just fucken with us.

I might just go with fucken with us.

I still say our best bet is to find the person most obsessed with butts and get them for sending cryptic butt-related messages.

Alright, someone step forward. Who loves butts? I'm a bit of a butt fan myself, but I wouldn't call it a love, nor an obsession.

ordinarily id say i was the one most obsessed with butts, however in this case, i am a receiver of a buttmessage

I'm kinda an booty man, but what I look for is more consistency between tits and booty. Like...you can have small tiddies as long as you have a small booty to match. Any ratio too far off from 1:1 is just...geh...

Anyway
Accusations
Lynching
Any takers?

I'm bored so I did a little random number generation (going to assume screencaps or links or such garbage is too meta) and I got SaintCrazy. Assuming no one at this point is opposed to a random lynch, I'm going to vote that we lynch SaintCrazy.

why saint? i dont think we should go for a random lynch, i think we need to look at people who being questionable/suspicious.

WAIT!

Who is the only person who seems to be capable of decoding those mystery messages?!

It's HIM! *points at Reyo* He's been the one decoding all of the messages for us! And who would know the codes in the message better than....THE MESSENGER HIMSELF!

Tell me Reyo, how long did it take for you to think up your devil-butt code?!

reyo does seem kind of suspicious to me, actually.

I'll deal with this the same way I deal with all of my accusations:



I'm just gonna sit here and let y'all work it out for yourselves.
also ponder my feet a little

Stop pondering your feet! My one weakness is cute leopard gec--D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Guys Reyo is too cute to be the bad guy LOOKIT IM PONDERING HIS LITTLE FEETSIES

Um, da fuq?

If you guys want to lynch me, I don't really give too many shits. I understand the need for a random lynch given the lack of evidence. I will say though that if you do, you guys will regret it in more ways than one. Other than that I don't really know what sort of combination of words I could use to prove my innocence.

Gif unrelated.

Well...let's see, I guess we could all go ahead with E. Goat's random lynch and vote SaintCrazy? In all honesty I really do hate random lynching but that was the first name suggested, and I was mostly just being silly when I went after Reyo.

But SaintCrazy hasn't even said anything since Goat suggested we lynch him, so I'm not sure what to make of that. Maybe he's hoping that if he doesn't say anything it will divert attention away from him.