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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:41 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:44 am 
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ShadowGuy wrote:
Those letters can be written in one stroke without going over itself.

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A Xylophonist quit work cutting ivory because he missed glaring at his fuzzy dice at home.
What is missing?

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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:51 am 
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The letter j?

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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:28 am 
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Yes. Did xylophonist give it away?

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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 1:32 am 
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If "give it away" means "initially think the letter 'e' is missing then realize it's there so go through entire alphabet", then yes.

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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:09 am 
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A boy goes to the circus, he sees a weight guessing booth and then talks to the man. The man says if I can guess your weight you give me 50$ but if I guess your weight than you give me 50$. the man wins. How did he guess correctly without weighing the boy or getting lucky?

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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:17 am 
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he didn't. He only said he had to guess, not that he had to get it right.


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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:33 am 
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Because the only alternative to the guy guessing his weight and getting $50 was the guy guessing his weight and getting $50. You may want to reword that a bit.

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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 12:54 pm 
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RikuKyuutu wrote:
he didn't. He only said he had to guess, not that he had to get it right.
Bingo

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 Post subject: Re: Riddle Me This, Batman!
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 3:23 pm 
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Your riddle's still worded like a narcoleptic sperm whale crossed with this analogy for how weirdly written your riddle is.

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