The Pub

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:05 pm

Need Runes4 wrote:

>derail a thread to distract the frenchman.

20/20

holy deuly.

Your derailed thread train crashes through the pub, running over the RAGING FRENCHMAN and leaving him incapacitated. The RAGING FRENCHMAN is now mortally wounded but still capable of fighting, by way of french video game physics.

Dragoon · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:05 pm

>Save Exeres using my powers of invisibility to sneak behind and strike the frenchman.

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:06 pm

I throw my shades at the RAGING FRENCHMAN

20/20 holy dick

Potato · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:06 pm

>Throw some crumpets at the RAGING FRENCHMAN
15/20

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:07 pm

I plant a white flag in the RAGING FRENCHMAN's hand.

Syobon · **Joined:** Mon Jan 24, 2011 10:34 am **Posts:** 15027

I attempt to revive the Raging Frenchmen by pouring a selection of the finest Belgian beers into his wound.

21/20 oh look at that

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:08 pm

I burst through the door, run inside the pub, flip the nearest table, and yell
"STOP THE WEDDING!!"

...

I've always wanted to say that.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:11 pm

Dragoon wrote:

>Save Exeres using my powers of invisibility to sneak behind and strike the frenchman.

You sneak behind the RAGING FRENCHMAN and attempt to attack him but being a ghost you are incorporeal and unable to land a hit.

creakyAccordion wrote:

I throw my shades at the RAGING FRENCHMAN

20/20 holy dick

The force of your throw penetrates the RAGING FRENCHMAN's Croissant Cravat of Ridiculous Resistance and shreds it apart, leaving him bare-chested and tusundre.

Potato wrote:

>Throw some crumpets at the RAGING FRENCHMAN
15/20

Your crumpets deal no damage to the RAGING FRENCHMAN as they are bread.

Exeres wrote:

I plant a white flag in the RAGING FRENCHMAN's hand.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN already has one, but it is burnt from his sheer RAGE. He takes it and thanks you with a bowl of spaghetti.

Syobon wrote:

I attempt to revive the Raging Frenchmen by pouring a selection of the finest Belgian beers into his wound.

21/20 oh look at that

The RAGING FRENCHMAN has been healed back to full health and has surpassed any hope the party had of success. But in video games impossible shit always happens so carry on.

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I use Mod Barrier to protect me for 10 hours and use Rest to regenerate my Mod Points.
Natural 20, of course.

BurntToShreds · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:14 pm

Can I have some sake?

Exeres · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:14 pm

I PIERCE THE HEAVENS (AND THE raging frenchman) WITH MY GIGA DRILL BREAKER.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:17 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

I use Mod Barrier to protect me for 10 hours and use Rest to regenerate my Mod Points.
Natural 20, of course.

The RAGING FRENCHMAN continues to laugh at everyone's attempts to attack him. He then falls asleep, the aura of his Mod Barrier glowing in the shadowy darkness. Best to continue this later, it seems.

Sloth · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:17 pm

I realize I forgot my wallet and kick the new door down, and step over the SLEEPING FRENCHMAN

While I'm here I order some mead.

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Mon Jun 11, 2012 9:18 pm

Pick my shades back up and tell everyone to get into a huddle to strategize

electronic goat · **Joined:** Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:36 pm **Posts:** 2218

Fuck is with the colored names?

>Attempt to shove white flags into the Frenchman's weakass bullshit barrier.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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