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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:43 pm 
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I like my women how I like my jokes


Short and clever.

I like my men how I like my video games.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:44 pm 
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I like my men the way I like my funny pictures

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:45 pm 
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I like my women like I like my morning routine...

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:48 pm 
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Repetitive, boring, and filled with anger.

I like my women the way I like my cookies

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:49 pm 
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Repetitive, boring, and filled with anger.

I like my women the way I like my cookies


Moist and delicious.

I like my men the way I like my room.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 9:24 pm 
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I like my women the way I like my Bethesda games


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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:29 pm 
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I like my women the way I like my lotion

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:40 pm 
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I like my women as I like my "Turner Classic Movies"-channel.


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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 5:45 pm 
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No one has ever heard of her and she probably doesn't exist.

I like my women like my alphabet.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:56 pm 
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...easy to do from the back when you're drunk.

I like my women like I like my religion...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:57 pm 
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I like my women the way I like my pasta

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 8:58 pm 
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I like my women how I like my music

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:31 pm 
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I like my women the way I like my cats.

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 9:32 pm 
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....hairy pussy


I like my women the way I like my eighties bands....

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 Post subject: Re: I like my women the way I like my televisions
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Actually men with very pretty hair.

I like my women like my pencils.

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