AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Apparently I speak gibberish when I sleep. Like, out loud.

So when I wear a shirt, and it doesn't get dirty enough to justify washing it, I hang it up on my coat tree thingy. Since the the tree fills up pretty quickly, I try to wear the shirts that are already on it so that I can cut down on the number of shirts on it. However this really just leaves me wearing the same 6-7 shirts over and over again.

I swear I have other shirts than these you guys, I just don't wanna get them outta the drawer

i have to suppress my instinct to bite the shit out of whatever suddenly darts in front of my face

I cannot handle people touching my throat, no matter who it is. Even when a girl wants to give it an affectionate little facebattle I instantly feel attacked.

this isn't really a habit or a tic but idk where else to put it so. I'm really quite clumsy. Like, trip over a match stick or something. Which can be funny for other people but most of the time it's not funny for me (e.g. if i drop food or something important).

also whenever i write casually on the internet (so basically AZ) i use the word 'like' much more than I do so in real life.

I tend to make intentionally ridiculous and over-the-top hand motions and facial expressions when talking to people I know.
I don't know how it started, but it was probably one of those things I did 'ironically' and had now been burned into my personality as a serious thing.

Sometimes when other people are making a lot of hand gestures while they're talking, I silently mimic them to see if they notice.

Then they get really self-conscious about it and it's funny.

sometimes in public I do things that i should only do in private (like pick the food out of my braces or pretend to play piano chords), realize I'm doing them, and slowly fade into doing something socially acceptable, like texting, or be and arrogant douchebag and fix my hair by using my phone as a mirror

I DO THIS

Sometimes if I'm really tired and yawn more than once in a row I'll actually pop out a couple real tears haha

Somimes legit tears come out of my face eyes if I read something really stupid or really corny.

Or like watch something really nostalgic that was super cool at the time but now is really dumb but I love it anyway.

The Circle of Life will never not be awesome

Whenever I read something on the internet or read a book, I sometimes go "hmm" subconsiously. Apparently it annoys my parents a lot.

Pretty much this, but instead I go "huh?" when someone talks to me, even if I heard what they say.

I have night terrors.

So I realized that the sound of other people breathing kinda bothers me, unless it's someone I know well.

Also the sound of anyone crunching/chewing/swallowing really really bugs me. Especially in a quiet room.