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ShadowGuy
 Post subject: Re: betrippin's Q&A thread.
PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 1:17 am 
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The ambulance drove over the body, leaving the body badly injured behind. The person who got crushed could die from blood loss, as well as the person who is waiting for the ambulance to arrive. The question mostly is: Who deserves the help- The person who called and is waiting, or the person who got ran over by the ambulance?

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 Post subject: Re: betrippin's Q&A thread.
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I think it's the guy who went into a diabetic coma in the middle of McDonald's parking lot two days ago.

that was a very memorable day of work

Seriously. Guy collapses. Someone runs inside and starts YELLING to call 911. I guess they thought he was dead or something.
And then a firetruck arrives, and an ambulance, and two police cars. For one passed out guy.

MY QUESTION TO YOU IS:
Wtf was the firetruck for? Did he burst into flames when he hit the pavement?

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 Post subject: Re: betrippin's Q&A thread.
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I think it's the guy who went into a diabetic coma in the middle of McDonald's parking lot two days ago.

that was a very memorable day of work

Seriously. Guy collapses. Someone runs inside and starts YELLING to call 911. I guess they thought he was dead or something.
And then a firetruck arrives, and an ambulance, and two police cars. For one passed out guy.

MY QUESTION TO YOU IS:
Wtf was the firetruck for? Did he burst into flames when he hit the pavement?



It was the human torch. When he passes out he loses all control of his powers

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If an ambulance is on it's way to save someone, and drives over someone accidentally, would the ambulance stop to help?


It would call another ambulance to help with they guy they hit

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The ambulance drove over the body, leaving the body badly injured behind. The person who got crushed could die from blood loss, as well as the person who is waiting for the ambulance to arrive. The question mostly is: Who deserves the help- The person who called and is waiting, or the person who got ran over by the ambulance?


yes

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 Post subject: Re: betrippin's Q&A thread.
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 Post subject: Re: betrippin's Q&A thread.
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only if you wasted time by not wasting the time you were going to waste by enjoying it

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IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRU no.

HOW MANY COLORS ARE IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM? NO GOOGLING.

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IS MAYONNAISE AN INSTRU no.

HOW MANY COLORS ARE IN THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM? NO GOOGLING.



ALL OF THEM

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 Post subject: Re: betrippin's Q&A thread.
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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

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IF YOU WERE ABLE TO PUT NAPOLEON BONAPARTE AND ADOLF HITLER IN A ROOM TOGETHER

how many testicles would be in the room?

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Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?



To protect their brains from zombies


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YOU CLEVER BASTARD


IF YOU WERE ABLE TO PUT NAPOLEON BONAPARTE AND ADOLF HITLER IN A ROOM TOGETHER

how many testicles would be in the room?


3 MOTHERFUCKER

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 Post subject: Re: betrippin's Q&A thread.
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betrippin wrote:
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YOU CLEVER BASTARD


IF YOU WERE ABLE TO PUT NAPOLEON BONAPARTE AND ADOLF HITLER IN A ROOM TOGETHER

how many testicles would be in the room?


3 MOTHERFUCKER

WRONG
They have both been DEAD for QUITE SOME TIME and therefore their testicles are but mere DUST.

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 Post subject: Re: betrippin's Q&A thread.
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What can we do to stop Clyve from going on another necroing rampage?

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What can we do to stop Clyve from going on another necroing rampage?

You don't have to do anything.

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