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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:24 am 
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I smoke cigars and pipes in an effort to feel like somebody else.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:37 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:38 am 
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-I don't hang out with my IRL friends unless it's an awesome occasion, such as going to see a movie or concert. I just can't grasp the concept of "hanging out" anymore.
-I fap more to drawn characters than actual people.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 11:45 am 
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I don't believe in ethics which makes me feel like a bad person which doesn't make any sense


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:32 pm 
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BurntToShreds wrote:
-I fap more to drawn characters than actual people.


You're not alone, pal

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:42 pm 
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I've reached a point where I simply speak in sarcasm, without ever revealing emotion. I have even gone so far to hide true emotion to show opposite emotions, let them play across my face and fool people. I'm pushing against friendships and some people are pushing back and to be honest, fuck them and their disregard for my emotions or how I feel. I collapse into myself around new girls, despite my immense flirtation with others.

Going nowhere fast with people, going somewhere fast with my writing.

Oh what a tangled web we weave.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:43 pm 
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i act differently around different people
snails freak me out slightly because of that uzumaki horror manga, i however still ate one
i don't really like moths or big spiders
i never really learnt how to say the alphabet until year 8 as i would always leave out 'w' hahahahah
i only like to be noticed when i'm with friends, otherwise to be honest i wouldn't mind being a bit of shy kid, thankfully i'm not really shy haha, so thats good.
ummm i think that's all i'm willing to say for now

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:47 pm 
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I confess that Tale's sister is fit.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 12:52 pm 
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I like anime music.

As I mentioned before I'll joke about things that would bother a lot of people (abortion, religion, disease).
A girl I'm in love with confessed to me that she was raped by her ex and now I don't joke about rape.
Maybe I'm a hypocrite because of it.

Also I don't find myself attractive at all, despite compliments from people. I consider myself the least attractive of all my friends.

I also like hugs, I don't get many.
But I enjoy them.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:12 pm 
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I prefer not revealing my face to people online. It's a sensitivity/shyness thing.
I don't like seeing other people's faces online either. I like my imagination to run rampant with what you guys look like.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:15 pm 
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I want Dueling (YGOTCG) to be a pro sport and I want to be one of the top pros. Not 1st, but at least one of the top 10 Duelists in the world.

It makes me sad knowing that's never gonna happen.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:25 pm 
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I have never really had a best friend.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:27 pm 
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I am way too lazy.


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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:30 pm 
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I could be your best friend...

Hurp durp.

I collect stamps and keychains.

I enjoy wierd food combos

I'm scared of leeches, Spiders and beards.
Not like pictures or on other people but.. if I were to facebattle someone with a beard or mustache I just couldn't. It wierds me out to much.

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 Post subject: Re: Confessions
PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 1:34 pm 
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I haven't finished Majora's Mask.

My sister took it away from me.


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