The 'It's your Birthday today!' Thread

Guyperson · **Posted:** Sun Jan 30, 2011 6:50 pm

Today is my birthday. I expect you prepared a present for me?

D-vid · **Posted:** Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:08 pm

Why yes, of course. It's... right there... in the garage. *drives away as fast as he can*

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sun Jan 30, 2011 7:17 pm

Thou shalt receive a naked upstanding member of society in the mood for disappointing my parents.

Nancymaker · **Posted:** Thu Feb 03, 2011 6:40 am

pop flyin' birthdy Zorinth and Betrippin!

Zorinth · **Joined:** Mon Sep 27, 2010 12:11 pm **Posts:** 2168

YES! best birthday day ever, not because of me but because of betrippin.

betrippin · **Posted:** Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:06 pm

It's my birthday today mofos

What did you jerks get me? :awesomeface:

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

I got you DIE

Lotharu · **Posted:** Thu Feb 03, 2011 8:10 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

I got you DIE

Ow it hurts to laugh but that caught me off guard
Best gift

D-vid · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2011 10:32 am

pop flyin' birthday Saximaphone.

Nancymaker · **Posted:** Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:04 am

hpy bday sax olol~

Komodoensis · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 10:43 am

Hooray its my birthday. What did you classy motherfuckers get me.

D-vid · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:29 am

I made you a cake.

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:32 am

I gave you herpes.

Komodoensis · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:36 am

FFFFFFFFFF- I hate chocolate.
Also, I already had herpes.

Enjoy your syphilis, though.

D-vid · **Posted:** Sat Feb 12, 2011 11:43 am

Banana Cream?

Strawberry?

AWKWARD ZOMBIE