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Tracking evasion. I don't leave behind physical or psychic traces.

At first I thought it was lame, but then I thought
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This is a sneaking mission Snake.


Fun to mess with people too. Wear something absolutely RIDICULOUS. Like a clown suit or something. Reveal myself to only one guard. Hide. He tells everyone he saw a clown hiding over there, they investigate.

EDIT: Gonna keep going until I get 13, and provide a little description/one-liner. I'm bored that's why.
Second try gets Induced liquefaction. AND KBMAN, WITH THE POWER TO... MELT OTHER STUFF!
3rd try gets Levitation. Sweet. I always wanted to fly.
4th try gets the Main Page of the whole daisies wiki. Does this mean I get all the powers?
5th gets Probability Manipulation. Check it out, Vegas is now bankrupt. Incidentally, I now own most of the state of Oklahoma.
6th gets Seismic-Wave Emission. I can send out vibrate-y waves. Llllllladies~
7th gets Hive-Mind. The first thing I do will be to get a ton of people to do the Thriller dance.
8th gets Kinetic Energy Absorption. You shoot me, and I send the energy back into the bullet, shooting you. Or into something else touching me.
9th gets Immobility. Like the Blob from the X-Men. FUCK YOUR GRAVITY
10th gets Ichthyoid Mimicry. I get to partially turn myself into a fish, but it might be hard to turn back, or impossible. Glub glub glub?
11th gets Electric Manipulation. SWEET. After all, Lightning Can Do Anything.
12th gets Hyper Constriction. KBMAN USED CONSTRICT! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
And, finally, 13th gets Sublimation. daisies, one that was already taken. Oh well.

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I apparently get Enigma Force/ Uni Power

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Powers that remain relatively constant include:

* Uni-Vision: a sort of cosmic consciousness. Users can sense matters, specifically of peril, at a subatomic level or at great distances. This power can also force someone to tell the truth.
* Matter/Energy Manipulation: Users can divert the flow of proton energy into a different direction or convert the force into a variety of energy. Diverting the flow of gravitons, for example, allows flight. Can also change matter at the atomic level, for instance, to transmute one substance into another or to change an object's shape.

* Once entwined with the fabric, Uni-Power itself protects against temperature extremities and impervious to bullets.


I'd turn a brick or something into a twinkie and fly around and pretty much just dink around with everything cuz I could. This power is kinda cool.

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Second try got me Mask Powers.

The picture on the page is of Majoras Mask. I love that game and I love the masks. I love this power. I'd run around with a bunny hood, swim like a zora, roll around as a ball of death as a goron, and all sorts of stuff.

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Puppet manipulation....


I'll go scare some little children now.


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I only want either cool gear or Shapeshifting.

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Mendacity Detection
i can tell when people are lying
not the best power

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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
Mendacity Detection
i can tell when people are lying
not the best power


Are you kidding? Take that shit to the poker tables!

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Bill Nye the Science Guy wrote:
Mendacity Detection
i can tell when people are lying
not the best power

"No, no, I'm not seeing someone else..."

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Immobility.
So i'm so fat i can't even move?
BEST POWER EVAR.


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Mental Retardation
The power to think much slower than everyone else. Not to be confused with Downs Syndrome.

Notable users include:

Lenny(Of Mice and Men)
Laguna (Final Fantasy VIII)
Forrest Gump
50 Cent
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Huh.

AHAHAHAHA--whatever.
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On my second try I got extreme sexual attraction
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Poison Generation. I smell genocide!

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Reality warping
HELL YES

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complete Hypnosis?
This is just like one of my Japanese Animes~

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Pain Inducement.

How deliciously evil.

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