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Then Bender killed it.
Didnt kill it! Just fossilized the pooch.

Woops I forgot that rocks are alive.

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Head of The Brothel wrote:
TheOtherMC wrote:
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Then Bender killed it.
Didnt kill it! Just fossilized the pooch.

Woops I forgot that rocks are alive.


Whats alive to you? Weither or not they can feel? Love and cry?

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That Movie.

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One time I wrote a story about a pure white wolf.
She was a girl wolf, and the leader of a pack.
Humans,who were primitive creatures at the time, came to her and asked for her aid in exchange for a share of their hunts and companionship.
Being a generous creature, she agreed to help the humans.
Together, they had much more success while hunting, and she and her pack helped the humans dig out wells and create dwellings.
Eventually, the white wolf became pregnant with a litter of pups, and the humans spoiled and pampered her in her time.
But after her pups were born, the humans convinced her to give them her pups for a moment, and then she'd be able to see them again.
Now something I forgot to mention is that before this point, when night fell, the sky was devoid of any kind of light.
But when night fell then, white wolf looked up and saw the spirits of her children illuminating the sky.
Everyone around her celebrated the new lights in the sky, and being able to see.
The humans had betrayed her.
So she ran up the tallest mountain, trying to reach out to her children, but even from the highest point she could reach, she still could not.
So she threw herself from its peak.
Her spirit ended up suspended in the sky amongst her children's.
Still too far away to reach them, but close enough to see them.
And that was why the face of the moon is still distraught with sadness.

It was a pretty dumb story, looking back.

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Whats the secret message?

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I'm sorry.

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oh star honey

are you okay sweetie?

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It's okay.

I feel bad posting it now. Like I've made people go out of their way when I could have just said something plainly.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
It's okay.

I feel bad posting it now. Like I've made people go out of their way when I could have just said something plainly.

You probably should have said it plainly, but it's nothing to feel bad about.


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I think what you wrote hit me more than "guys I'm sad."

It was melancholy and poetic.

Don't listen to Sceb.

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We've all kinda been dickheads tonight.

Sorry Star.


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We wouldn't have gone through the trouble of piecing it all together if we didn't care


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I don't know how to feel. Sadness is obligatory but I don't know what to do it's like I'm just stuck in a rut emotionally. I really want to say something Star but I just

can't find any words





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Merlin wrote:
I think what you wrote hit me more than "guys I'm sad."

It was melancholy and poetic.

Don't listen to Sceb.

I agree. I feel like a dick now.

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