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Alexandy13 wrote:
Okay, this one's new for me.

Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins.
How can this be?


There were more than two babies being born during the same birth

Thus they were not twins they were triplets/quadruplets/whatever


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Alexandy13 wrote:
Okay, this one's new for me.

Two girls were born to the same mother, on the same day, at the same time, in the same month and year and yet they're not twins.
How can this be?

1) Surrogates
2) They never starred in Twins
3) It has happened before, one get "made" one time and the other is "made" later on.
4) Magic

These are additions to Zink's.


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What color was King Arthur's white horse?

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Gray

No such thing as a white horse

Edit: Also, did I get your previous riddle right?


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We do at least know there are no black horses. We killed them all after they were our slaves. Also, they didn't like that we forbade them wearing bed-sheets around their heads.


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Yes & Yes.

It is said that this quiz was made up by Albert Einstein and according to him 98% will not solve it.
There is a row of five different color houses. Each house is occupied by a man of different nationality. Each man has a different pet, prefers a different drink, and smokes different brand of cigarettes.

The Brit lives in the Red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The Green house is next to the White house, on the left.
The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the Blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.


Who has fish at home? Are you one of the 2%?

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An oyster?

That's probably my best guess.

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Alexandy13 wrote:
Yes & Yes.

It is said that this quiz was made up by Albert Einstein and according to him 98% will not solve it.
There is a row of five different color houses. Each house is occupied by a man of different nationality. Each man has a different pet, prefers a different drink, and smokes different brand of cigarettes.

The Brit lives in the Red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The Green house is next to the White house, on the left.
The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the centre house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
The German smokes Prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the Blue house.
The man who smokes Blends has a neighbour who drinks water.


Who has fish at home? Are you one of the 2%?

[spoiler]The German.[/spoiler]


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An oyster?

That's probably my best guess.
Or a clam? Whatever one makes pearls is my guess too.

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Alright then, another Einstein puzzle then.

Eight married couples meet to lend one another some books. Couples have the same surname, employment and car. Each couple has a favorite color. Furthermore we know the following facts:

Daniella Black and her husband work as Shop-Assistants.
The book "The Seadog" was brought by a couple who drive a Fiat and love the color red.
Owen and his wife Victoria like the color brown.
Stan Horricks and his wife Hannah like the color white.
Jenny Smith and her husband work as Warehouse Managers and they drive a Wartburg.
Monica and her husband Alexander borrowed the book "Grandfather Joseph".
Mathew and his wife like the color PANK and brought the book "Mulatka Gabriela".
Irene and her husband Oto work as Accountants.
The book "We Were Five" was borrowed by a couple driving a Trabant.
The Cermaks are both Ticket-Collectors who brought the book "Shed Stoat".
Mr and Mrs Kuril are both Doctors who borrowed the book "Slovacko Judge".
Paul and his wife like the color green.
Veronica Dvorak and her husband like the color blue.
Rick and his wife brought the book "Slovacko Judge" and they drive a Ziguli.
One couple brought the book "Dame Commissar" and borrowed the book "Mulatka Gabriela".
The couple who drive a Dacia, love the color violet.
The couple who work as Teachers borrowed the book "Dame Commissar".
The couple who work as Agriculturalists drive a Moskvic.
Pamela and her husband drive a Renault and brought the book "Grandfather Joseph".
Pamela and her husband borrowed the book that Mr and Mrs Zajac brought.
Robert and his wife like the color yellow and borrowed the book "The Modern Comedy".
Mr and Mrs Swain work as Shoppers.
"The Modern Comedy" was brought by a couple driving a Skoda.

Is it a problem to find out everything about everyone from this information?

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
gigoergong wrote:
An oyster?

That's probably my best guess.
Or a clam? Whatever one makes pearls is my guess too.


Both wrong

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I am a vault like has never been known
For I can make treasures of my very own


If I had to guess.

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Boom, 5 points to Alexandy.

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