(I decided that, at points where someone says to go somewhere else but everyone says to do something there, I'm going to do commands out of order, just so the leaving happens last.)
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Escape the building.
You've destroyed a robot, knocked a man unconscious, and trashed a room. You may not have stolen any riches, but you figure that's good enough. That safe may be worth something, after all. You head on over to the window and prepare to make your leave.
Oh, wait. You don't have a way down. Looks like getting out of here isn't going to be as easy as just saying "get out".
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PILLAGE AND RAPE. DON'T GET CAUGHT.
You suddenly have an urge to go about this robbery viking style. You look around the room. You DID completely trash the whole place, so that probably counts as pillaging. And the way you stole that man's clothes is KIND OF like rape. Technically, both ARE a form of sexual harassment. You figure that's good enough. You HAVE been seen, but not really caught, so you're probably okay in that area too.
You begin to realize that you make a terrible viking.
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observe imaginary rock
You take a look at the imaginary rock in front of you. It's absolutely AMAZING. It has some ancient carvings, and it's slightly broken so you can see all the crystals inside. It's very presence makes the room glow with the very fiber of awesome.
Or, at least, it would, if it existed.
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Observe imaginary inventory.
IMAGINARY INVENTORY
TANK, LARGE SKUNK, FLYING SAUCER, FIRE MAGE, ICE MAGE, LIGHTNING MAGE, WATER MAGE, JINJO, MARIO KART, MILLIONS UPON MILLIONS OF DOLLARS, ROPE THAT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR CLIMBING OUT OF THAT WINDOW, GETAWAY CAR, OLD LADY
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Find a getaway car. POLICE CHASE!
You look all over the office, but a getaway car is nowhere to be found. You're disappointed. What kind of guy doesn't keep a car in his office?
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Find a getaway car: ROBOT CHASE
Well, you still don't have a getaway car, so that won't be possible until you find a way out. Your not too disappointed, though. A robot chase sounds more like something a Sci-Fi action hero would be involved in, rather than a daring thief.
Then again, you're pretty sure daring thieves don't fight security bots and oldish-looking-but-actually-aren't-that-old guys, either.
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Go find some kids to steal candy from.
You look out the window with the intent of swiping some delicious sweets from a small child. You think you can
maybe kinda see a child all the way at street level. You yell down to try and get it's attention, but it doesn't seem to hear you.
You are just failing at EVERYTHING today, aren't you.
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Collect their tears in your safe
That sounds like a GREAT idea to you. Now you're even more upset that you can't find a child. Collecting tears in a safe is probably ridiculously hard anyway, you figure. They'd probably just evaporate, and you'd have to hold the safe like
right up to the kid's face.
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Make your way down the hallway and find the stairs leading to the ground floor.
You head into the the hall and walk down the stairs. However, the stairs don't go all the way down to the bottom floor, they just go down
one floor. How inconvenient. On the next floor down, there is only one door, which faces the stairs only a short distance away. Through the glass, you can see that it's a meeting room of some sort, with a bunch of chairs arranged around a curved table so they can all see a projection screen. The room is pure white and has no windows, but has a very strong light on the ceiling. There also seems to be a janitor of some sort inside, and a door on the opposite end of the room.
INVENTORY
INFINITY REVOLVER, BUSINESS CARD, BLOODIED LINT, BROKEN GLASS, DICTIONARY, STAPLER, EXPENSIVE PEN, PLANT, CARD KEY, SCRAMBILONI'S WALLET, SAFE, SCRAMBILONI'S CLOTHING (I can't believe I forgot the clothing last time.)
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