AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted but you can't wake up again: You're dead.

I wish I lived in a mansion with a lot of butlers to do everything I wanted.

Granted, but you pay them with your own skin.

I wish I had a brain.

Granted, but now you need a heart


I wish I was President of NOA, and then I could rerelease earthbound

Granted, but due to extremely poor advertising, no one knows it is released and fails to sell a single unit (not that I have anything against Earthbound).

I wish everything I said rhymed.

Granted, but then you get taken by the SUESS POLICE.

I wish there was a new comic tomorrow.

Glanted, but it wasn't an AZ comic.

I wish more people would like the stuff I like.

Granted, with the exception of you changing your mind about what you like.

I wish I had a regular sleeping patter

Granted, but it gets removed from the dictionary.

I wish that I was somewhere over the rainbow, where bluebirds flew.

Granted, but you are sued by MGM.

I wish for a candy bar. Mmmm... chocolate.

You now become dangerously lactose intolerant.

I wish that there were less games with grinding, waiting, and horrible plot.

Granted but now they are so difficult that you want to shoot yourself

I wish I was awesome at anatomy, like, it came naturally

Granted, but it is so awesome, you are unattractive to anything but male goats.

I wish I was a Transformer.

lol, I meant at drawing at anatomy. I'm fine the way I look

Above poster has no wish.



I wish for a pony.

Holy page stretch, Batman!

Glanted, but it breaks its leg the first time you take it for a ride.

I wish my cat wasn't on my lap.