AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Well this is a Cucumber.

In presenting this prestigious award, the panel looked for respect, reputation and influence derived from achievements.
When all of these important ingredients are considered..............there could only be one Btrd ...........eh winner......... and boy does he look pleased .

All in the name of fun.............. .......and he took it so well.

So, when's the award ceremony?

Says Christmas Eve in Great Handsome Oppressor's post

Is it too late to vote or

where can I vote if yes

You can vote up until Christmas Eve! To vote, you gotta send me a PM.

Vote Marcato for Class President.

We all know you're not the president.

You're the yearbook editor, in charge of who gets their picture in the book, and who gets embarrassingly placed next to someone in the cute couples category.

If people were to walk into the office when you're there alone, they'd find you making popsicle stick people and having them make out and talk about how cool Marcato is.

I know, because I've seen it happen.

Guys, I've seen some shit.

I believe you 100%.

Because I saw you see it.

You'll never know true terror until you see popsicle versions of Great Handsome Oppressor and Vax trying to pay Spoony the pizza delivery man "another way".

Wh-what did my Popsicle stick people tell you?!?!? It's all lies!!!

Marcato for racist against wood.

I bet you buy it like property.

I am many things, but bonerphobic I am not.

YO NEGRO YOU GOT MY CARD