Crane wrote:
The name's Michael. I'm a 19 year old college student. I have very few friends, never had a girlfriend, and I will never get laid. I did, however, save some cheddar on my car insurance. That is a lie. 
I enjoy playing games instead of working, and am quite partial to role playing RPG games (the ones where you play roles). I am looking forward to Brawl so that I can play it with nobody. I wanna be Pit, so you can take from that what you will.
*edit* One of the most important things to say about me is that my favorite game is Skies of Arcadia and my favorite anime is Outlaw star. I guess that was two things.
I was going to think of something humorous (humorless) to write, but I had to take a minute off to harvest some Leppa berries. 
This post sums up all of the interest you could possibly squeeze out of my life.
I dabble in self-deprecation. :awesome:
All I can say is stay strong and make yourself available. Try to find some people like you and try to find the courage to talk to them.
I was lucky enough to meet people through my cousins which ultimately led me to meet the girl I love now, but she doesn't want a relationship. She did offer me sex though. daisies my gentleman-like ways of saying no to free sex. 
 
Be yourself. Rock on. Welcome.
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It hurts me to say this, but Jack is a loser. Hey, actually it doesn't hurt at all. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. It actually feels pretty good.