AWKWARD ZOMBIE

almighty Great Handsome Oppressor has been defeated! Everyone banned! Go whoever's left!

I really didn't keep this game in mind. Oh well, I would have ran out of characters soon.

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now oolrich is out

guys what are you even

I was out of ideas then I went to bed then I had things to do

Closest I could come up with was Genis but he's half human

that's pretty non-human though

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Learning experience, everyone learns from mistakes

Usually

oh my fucking
Marc
please do me a favour and run out of ideas

Sorry to burst your bubble

But I've got a few more tricks up my sleeve.



Roxas from Kingdom Hearts.

He's male, canonically age 14-15, and wields the power of light, as well as being able to learn many other types of magic. Plus his weapon, the Keyblade, shown here, is fairly blunt, despite its misleading name.



Not so fast. Roxas is a Nobody. Nobodies, according to Kingdom Hearts lore, are creatures that do not truly exist. He's not human, he is bodaciously nothing.

And thus, Great Handsome Oppressor and Oolrich were left by the wayside.



Potentially the final round now. Time to get serious.

New, and possibly last, requirement: Unusual Eye Color. Character cannot have a standard eye color. This means brown, blue, green, and even completely black irises (because that's standard for cartoons) are all out.

Requirements are:
- Video Game Character
- Male
- Can Cast Magic
- Younger than 21
- Non-Human
- Uses Blunt Weapon
- Has an Unusual Eye Color

Already Played:
Ash Crimson - King of Fighters
Chell - Portal
Chrono Trigger - Crono
Chronrei - Fatal Fury 3
Demitri Maximoff - Darkstalkers
Dimentio - Super Paper Mario
Glover - Glover
Gunthix - Runescape
Hero - Fable
Ilyana - Fire Emblem
Issac Lightbrad - Lost Magic
Link - Legend of Zelda
Lucy Fleetfoot - Pokemon Trozei
Mack - Lost Odyssey
Mallow - Super Mario RPG
Marco Rossi - Metal Slug
Marx - Kirby
Mog - Final Fantasy
Neku - The World Ends With You
Oliver - Ni No Kuni
Paula - Earthbound
Phillip - Penumbra
Popoi - Secret of Mana
Rose - Street Fighter
Roxas - Kingdom Hearts
Ryu - Breath of Fire
Saturos - Golden Sun
Scorpion - Mortal Kombat
Scout - Team Fortress 2
Skullgirls - Peacock
Tessa - Red Earth
Xerath - League of Legends
Zasalamel - Soul Calibur
Zinogre/Jinouga - Monster Hunter 3 Tri

Player Order:
TerraChimera
Marcato

Welp
Here's what could possibly kick me out

Yep, Gallade
Gallade is 100% male and can use moves called Magic Coat and Magic Room which sound very magical
Plus, you never specified red eyes as being normal color
As for the blunt weapon, you may be thinking "but it doesn't use a weapon"
Look at its goddamn arms
They look quite blunt to me

Well I mean blunt enough
*prepares to die*

While we wait for Galaxy Man's judgement, Imma go ahead and give mine.

Terra's sig gave me INSPIRATION



Silver the Hedgehog, from Sonic '06.

He uses Psychokinesis, which is pretty much Sonic speak for telekinesis, and considering that no one else in the Sonic Universe uses it, I'd say that's pretty freaking magical.

As for his age, he looks about as old as Sonic himself, and I think I read at some point that the Blue Blur is canonically a teenager?

For his non-humanness, well, he's a hedgehog. Nuff said.

Using his Pschokinesis, he lifts objects into the air and uses them as weapons by throwing them at people. These objects include boxes and enemy bullets, both of which are pretty blunt.

Oh yeah, and yellow eyes.

*eye twitch*
fuck
you

Silver is 14, uses a close enough approximation of magic, is male, is not human, does not use a weapon in and of itself and as such does not use a sharp weapon by technicality, and his eyes are yellow.

Gallade matches every requirement

but his arms are repeatedly referred to as blades and swords, and learns cutting moves.





Marcato wins!

I knew this sig would be the death of me