AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Man, how do you wake up dead!

Don't ask me, I'm no doctor.

I've always kinda thought about that. Guess that would be my way to die. Be interesting none the less.

Oh you mean you weren't doing a Scary Movie thing...

...OK...

You wake up on the softest bed in existance, a bed of spikes or a normal bed before being judged.

No, I was, I just didn't feel like doing the whole thing

I had forgotten about the scene so I didn't pick up on it.

If Im dead, this afterlife SUCKS

I would have to concur. Far too crowded.

Theres signifigantly less pitchforks up my booty than I would have expected though

Do I hear disappointment?

That's a very high expectation to begin with

Not so much disappointment as astonishment. I was under the belief that the apocalypse included much more object sodomy, but I might have been reading the wrong kinds of religious texts. Well, they werent so much religious texts as insane fundie rants posted on message boards, but its about the same thing. You either do too much sodomy, or not enough sodomy, either way you get more sodomy when you die for some reason.

Why is it always sodomy?

Im guessing most people find the idea of things going up their butts without their consent to be unpleasant. Of course, some people find the idea of stuff going up butts at all to be abhorent but what do they know?